Thats right, you heard me I licked it! I licked your iPhone before you got it. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iPhone in stock? Recall all the days you kept me late just asking if I knew anything more about it and I said no? Remember all the times you freaked me out in the parking lot by sneaking up on me and asking when the launch would be?
A year later and now I will tell you, I had all of the answers you wanted! I could have let you stay late and play with the iPhone. You would have been the only person in the state that would have got a sneak peek. But you pissed me and every other ATT employee off. You called at least 30 times a day and took us away from other work. I spent hours on the phone with you answering “I don’t know” to questions that could have been answered by the millions of articles on the Internet. The iPhone was $600, I could have given it to for $200.
You drove me to it. I stayed late on the night before the iPhone launched and licked them all! It was my crazy revenge.
Take that bitches!
Oh, the joys of sweet revenge. I often lick food before my wife eats it for a laugh. Which brings up another good story. A buddy at work was seeking revenge for being given a cupcake with a birth control pill in it. I keep chocolates in my office which the cupcake giver likes to eat. So he licked one, put it back in the wrapper and waited. It took three days for her to finally eat the licked chocolate, but man was it awesome when she did.
WTF!?
Can you be more specific?
uhh… i like this idea but the thought of licking hundreds of inanimate objects countless of other people have touched kind of kills it for me.
Shit! Now you tell me!!! I always lick my new phone when I get it home, away from everyone else as it has that “first time licked” thingy going on BUT i must have been one of those annoying customers cuz MY new Iphone gave me a rash after I licked it – it must have been PRE-licked, thanks Chris!!!
You had that rash before, don’t blame me.
Now I know why my phone smelled when I got it.
Crap! You LICKED my Iphone. Crap.
Glad you don’t work in the lingerie section.
That’s NOT what that fungal cream was for….it was for…mu …..my CAT that’s it