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Walmart tag lines
Save money, live better? I think not.
I have come up with a few logos for Walmart that have that new and fresh feeling while still being truthful.
Walmart- Like hell only cheaper.
Walmart-Now with spiroketes.
Walmart- Where else can you shop and have a good chance of seeing someone have their stomach pumped?
Walmart- Low prices and low class!
Walmart- Hepatitis free since 03.
Walmart- Just like Calcutta but with better parking.
Walmart- Our associates will never make eye contact with you nor acknowledge you in any way.
Walmart- Where else can you get a gun and Ding Dongs at 3 AM?
Walmart- Rollback your will to live.
about 8 months ago
How about…
Wal-Mart – Rollin’ back the gene pool one item at a time
about 8 months ago
Sweet
about 8 months ago
Poor Wal-Mart takes so much shit……. and then we buy it. Bwahahahahaha
about 8 months ago
Hows ’bout:
Wal-Mart – When the price is more important than your pain and discomfort.
Or:
Wal-Mart: For big fat lips, just like Mommy!
about 8 months ago
AWESOME!
How about:
Wal*Mart – Where the staff are bigger crooks than the customers
Wal*Mart – Where your checking account is considered public domain
Wal*Mart – Rated BEST by 3 am Tweakers
Wal*Mart – When you have a small budget and a big ass
Wal*Mart – Sell your scruples for pennies on the dollar!
about 8 months ago
@ Etta – Good one
@ Mongolin girl – LOL!
about 8 months ago
WalMart – No shirt. No shoes. No teeth. No problem.
WalMart – We run on your welfare checks.
about 7 months ago
Wal*mart – No, go ahead and stand in the middle of the aisle with a stupid look on your face. We like it!
about 7 months ago
Walmart: Sending our industry to China, one sale at a time.
Chris: White on gray is actually WORSE than white on black. If you can do white on gray, you can do black on white. DO IT.
about 7 months ago
Love, love the new layout. My old eyes thank you.
about 7 months ago
I read between the lines and yes, you can be my girlfriend.
about 7 months ago
Spend Less – Live Better than that third world scum that built that ipod for 3 grains of rice and a whipping
about 7 months ago
Walmart – Catering to the Morbidly Obese with reinforced cement floors, extra wide aisles and free electric carts.
about 7 months ago
.LOL@surveygirl’s
about 7 months ago
I haven’t been in a Wal-Mart in 10 years. True story.
Just typing the name of that “store” makes me feel 10 kinds of dirty.
about 7 months ago
Its pretty bad
about 6 months ago
WalMart – Where the Well-Off Shopper can mingle with the Welfare Recipient.
about 6 months ago
This is outstanding!
How about:
Wal-Mart – Debunking Darwin before your eyes.
about 6 months ago
Ha, that would be great. Do you think any of the Wal-Denizens will get that?
about 6 months ago
Thought you might like this
about 6 months ago
OMG, this is hysterical! And so true of my local Mart of Wall.
about 2 months ago
ok. i would just like to say i work for walmart. i am not an associate that you see every day because i work third shift as a stocker and i would just like to say (although i agree with all of your comments) the people that come in at 2 and 3 in the morning are no better then the store itself nor are the idiots who come in to waste my time with the “where would i find….” questions. please check up your ass and if its not there then please come find me.