Save money, live better? I think not.
I have come up with a few logos for Walmart that have that new and fresh feeling while still being truthful.
Walmart- Like hell only cheaper.
Walmart-Now with spiroketes.
Walmart- Where else can you shop and have a good chance of seeing someone have their stomach pumped?
Walmart- Low prices and low class!
Walmart- Hepatitis free since 03.
Walmart- Just like Calcutta but with better parking.
Walmart- Our associates will never make eye contact with you nor acknowledge you in any way.
Walmart- Where else can you get a gun and Ding Dongs at 3 AM?
Walmart- Rollback your will to live.
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How about…
Wal-Mart – Rollin’ back the gene pool one item at a time
Sweet
Poor Wal-Mart takes so much shit……. and then we buy it. Bwahahahahaha
Hows ’bout:
Wal-Mart – When the price is more important than your pain and discomfort.
Or:
Wal-Mart: For big fat lips, just like Mommy!
AWESOME!
How about:
Wal*Mart – Where the staff are bigger crooks than the customers
Wal*Mart – Where your checking account is considered public domain
Wal*Mart – Rated BEST by 3 am Tweakers
Wal*Mart – When you have a small budget and a big ass
Wal*Mart – Sell your scruples for pennies on the dollar!
@ Etta – Good one
@ Mongolin girl – LOL!
WalMart – No shirt. No shoes. No teeth. No problem.
WalMart – We run on your welfare checks.
Wal*mart – No, go ahead and stand in the middle of the aisle with a stupid look on your face. We like it!
Walmart: Sending our industry to China, one sale at a time.
Chris: White on gray is actually WORSE than white on black. If you can do white on gray, you can do black on white. DO IT.
Love, love the new layout. My old eyes thank you.
I read between the lines and yes, you can be my girlfriend.
Spend Less – Live Better than that third world scum that built that ipod for 3 grains of rice and a whipping
Walmart – Catering to the Morbidly Obese with reinforced cement floors, extra wide aisles and free electric carts.
.LOL@surveygirl’s
I haven’t been in a Wal-Mart in 10 years. True story.
Just typing the name of that “store” makes me feel 10 kinds of dirty.
Its pretty bad
WalMart – Where the Well-Off Shopper can mingle with the Welfare Recipient.
This is outstanding!
How about:
Wal-Mart – Debunking Darwin before your eyes.
Ha, that would be great. Do you think any of the Wal-Denizens will get that?
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OMG, this is hysterical! And so true of my local Mart of Wall.
ok. i would just like to say i work for walmart. i am not an associate that you see every day because i work third shift as a stocker and i would just like to say (although i agree with all of your comments) the people that come in at 2 and 3 in the morning are no better then the store itself nor are the idiots who come in to waste my time with the “where would i find….” questions. please check up your ass and if its not there then please come find me.
*said in Loreal makeup advert voice*
Walmart – Because you’re desperate