-Walmart has a huge parking lot
-Walmart’s parking lot is empty at 2 in the morning
-Walmart does nothing to clear the ice away
-My car has front wheel drive and a killer e-brake
-At 20 mph I can spin my car in a full circle
-After 30 minutes of doing e-brake spins in a Walmart parking lot the police will be called
-Police are very nice if you are honest with them and admit to just “farting around”
-Even though you seem to have a good rapport with a police man it is unwise to comment to him “that’s a nice gun! Do they make a model for men?”
-There seems to be no hard and fast rule for when the police may use a taser
-Tasers may make you pee your own pants
Dont tase me bro!
Twitter
Facebook
RSS
StumbleUpon
“Do they make a model for men?”
Awesome. I did not see that coming.
awwwwww… you got tasered.
Simply awesome. “Do they make a model for men?” Priceless.
walmart @2am is wonderful fun. all the cool kids go to walmart then
The big parking lot is for homeless to park their RV’s in for the night. You are allowed to camp in the Walmart Parking lot. Apparently, Wally thinks letting the homeless sleep in front of the store is good for business. I haven’t seen too many RV’s in my Walmart’s parking lot, but I’m told during the growing season the Walmart’s in Northern California have a lot of campers at night who are clippers and pruners by day. No one seems to mind.
omg…how about MACE?! The policemen must be filing out of your town in droves…YOU OWNED THEM! LMAO!
If by owned you mean that I am a jackass, then yes
shopped
Getting tased is the new pistol whipping.
That was spectacular! Hahahaha…
TY
rear wheel drive cars are approximately 498432156496813251 times better for donuts on ice.
Gina,
If they live in an RV then they are not homeless. And are you seriously being elitist concerning Wal-Mart? I bet that makes you feel good about yourself.