I am amazed by the fact that the 2000 Toyota Camry seems to have been only sold in one color and on any given day the parking lot at my work is filled with no less than 8 of said Cameri.

As I exit the front doors of my work every morning to take a break I head for my car with the sun shining directly in my eyes. I usually can make out the color and the model of my car among all of the other cars but the sun is shining in such a way that it is hard to make out many other features. What makes this whole process a bit more sticky is that we all have the same hubcaps with no tint on our windows and all are sans bumper stickers.

So I am here to sheepishly admit that I have opened or attempted to open all of your cars at least once and simple math tells me that a few of you got a second go around.

I am sorry, I am embarrassed as noted by the fact that I removed my hubcaps to better identify my car. This works great! I can avoid staring into the sun and single out my car.

It works great until 3 other of you do the same thing.

I think that we need to start a club, The Order of the Cameri. We can swap stories and tell rakishly funny Toyota jokes if there are any.

I mostly just like the name, we don’t have to tell Camry stories.