It is hard for me to believe that a man with a perfectly good snow blower would revert to a shovel for any other reasons than to try to show me up. That’s what my neighbor did. Somehow I think I might have disrespected his manhood by implying that a fit younger man is a huge pussy for not using the muscles God gave him.
I never said that! I might have thought that though.
He doesn’t come out until I do, kinda like dueling banjos. As music from deliverance is playing in my head I begin to shovel. After finishing 3/4’s of my driveway I look at his driveway and he is standing there with a clean driveway casting disdain my way.
Hey dude, your driveway is half the size of mine of course you will finish first.
I thought yesterdays misunderstanding was just a forgotten gaff now I see that the gloves are off!
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We have neither snow blower or snow shovel. But we do have a big-ass riding mower if you ever need to engage in lawn wars.
Is Big-Ass the brand name? (please let it be)
Time to start shoveling your snow into the other guy’s driveway. That’s a proactive approach to snow wars.
And isn’t “snow blower” what they call Miss Alaska?