Sorry dude but when you wear pants like that you are inviting this kind of behavior.
I was at the mall the other day to buy some shoes at Macy’s. They were having a sale on Doc Martins and I have never found a better shoe that theirs. As I was checking out I saw a buddy of mine and we decided to head over to the food court for lunch. As we sat down I notice the table next to us was filled with 20 somethings wearing the usual stupid garb of the day, phat pants. You know what I mean, the pants that are 5 sizes to big, barely held up and 5 inches of boxers showing.
This kid turned his chair backwards and straddled it with his back towards us. There was a gap between were your pants stopped and your boxers took over, a kind of cloth backboard. I leaned over and asked my buddy if he had any change and pointed to you.
We took turns tossing things into your saggy pants, you never noticed. We finished eating and moved a few tables away to watch you get up and five minutes later you did. As you arose you cinched up your pants thereby accelerating the process that I had hoped for. As you stood up 86 cents, 3 gum wrappers, a Macy’s coupon and a paper clip fell from your saggy pants. Everyone around you looked at you then the floor and laughed.
You looked a bit embarrassed but you made people laugh.
Isn’t that what clowns do?
They deserve it for wearing stupid ass pants like that.
OMG did you really do that? That was freakin hysterical. Have you seen them when the pants/shorts are worn even farther down the body? like over the kneecaps? It’s like DUDE, why don’t just forget the pants, they obviously don’t want to be there anyway……I love it…
*punch*
Its shocking how inept the future is at dressing themselves.
Hilarious. I gotta try that sometime.
I’ll bet that was a dream.
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I would like to think that story is true , but it is riddled with errors. I can’t believe you would be that clever.
You are wrong on the first point and correct on the second. It is true and I’m not that clever.
you know where that originated right?it means your EASY IN JAIL!yeah,i said,XD