-When looking in the mirror to shave you might notice that you have one eyebrow hair that is a little longer than the rest.
-You might look at the clippers that you use to trim your beard as a good idea to fix the problem.
-Even though you set the guard on the clippers a bit longer to compensate, the angles of your eyebrow change as you go.
- You now have an eyebrow with little divots in it like Vanilla Ice, but neither of you are cool.
- Don’t try to even them out by lowering the length setting and shaving both eyebrows.
- Short eyebrow hairs are very light and look as if you have no eyebrows.
- Its hard to find an excuse as to why you have no eyebrows. You could say it was fireworks but they are not sold in Arizona.
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you forgot to say THEN you can DRAW them on in any imitiatin of an expression you’d like…
Yes.. But also, if you were to draw them on, the Arizona sun would just melt them off.. Ever see ‘My Best Friends’ Girl’? Tragedy.
Argh! I HATE it when that happens!~
Yowza, this all brings to mind the time when my boyfriend went to an aesthetician to have his eyebrows waxed. What does he get for being metro? My mom, the aesthetician ripped half of his face off in an attempt to impress him with her speed and accuracy.
We totally broke up.
Thanks for the giggle.
Glad someone else has the same problem.. you think Vanilla Ice cool style wasn’t really cool? maybe he was just a dumb-ass that couldn’t cut his eyebrows straight and decided to leave them that way?
You could tell people it was a blowtorch accident. Just don’t leave out the “torch” part.