I wish to take this opportunity and apologize. I try to make our shared workplace a fun and exciting environment to come to. I do realize that some of the things I do may seem off putting and a bit repetitious but I come from the school of thought that states that things are most funny around 255th time that I do them. With that said let me list a few of my oddities and lay bare my secret shame. » Read the rest of this entry «
Zombie attack plan
October 6th, 2009 § 30
I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attacked by an undead horde. I immediately bought 300 cans of tuna then I devised this plan. » Read the rest of this entry «
Your Z Coil sandals are freaking me out
September 24th, 2009 § 20
Let me state, for the record, I am not fan of Z Coil shoes nor sandals in general. You have joined the two with my most feared most hated persona, the hippie.
I am sure you are a nice guy as most of the people I work with are, but dude! You are over 6 feet tall and are at the very least 300 pounds. » Read the rest of this entry «
The Snack Hole
August 13th, 2009 § 34
I swear mam, no one is calling you that.
That would be highly unprofessional and totally not keeping in the vein of great customer service you have received lo these many years.
What lo?
Its an old timey word, like in the Bible.
I use it to distract my customers from asking why a grown man is standing ten feet away from me and yelling “Snack hole” while pumping his fist in the air and deciding on a nutty bar or a star crunch. » Read the rest of this entry «
