April 1st, 2009 § 30
When I lived in Spokane a few years ago I ran this ad as a goof. I still get replies, 213 so far. To answer your questions I never answered any replies as most freaked me out and yes I am a total tool.
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I will give you what no other can.
A paper hat! » Read the rest of this entry «
March 25th, 2009 § 13
-Walmart has a huge parking lot
-Walmart’s parking lot is empty at 2 in the morning
-Walmart does nothing to clear the ice away
-My car has front wheel drive and a killer e-brake
-At 20 mph I can spin my car in a full circle » Read the rest of this entry «
March 21st, 2009 § 24
-You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
-Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
-Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
-I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
-What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
-I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
-Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
-How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas! » Read the rest of this entry «
March 19th, 2009 § 10
Let me start this post by saying what I would normally say if I had heard this title.
THATS WHAT SHE SAID!
I digress.
It is for you, Costco hot-dogs, that I endure the scorn and hatred of the girls at the Costco snack center.
It is for you that I endure the looks of disgust and contempt.
This is my tale. My tale of the lengths I will go to to enjoy your buttery goodness. Your tasty hotdoggedness. (I made that word up) » Read the rest of this entry «
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