WTF?
I mean wtf dude?
Why?

I know that I am a little young and a bit rambunctious but why. Do you frequently have those that upset you castrated? You said we we going for a ride. It was never mentioned that the ride would culminate with me loosing my nuts. Would you go on a ride like that?

Ok, I understand that neutering is supposed to make me live longer and better but how about trying a diet or something before you jump to the castration thing.

Was it the frantic running everywhere?

The insensate barking?

The dry-humping of anyone’s leg/couch/pillows/open door jams/boxes/shoes/vacuum cleaner?

Was it the peeing in your shoes? I bet it was the peeing in your shoes.
A little shoe peeing and off with the nuts.

Well whats done is done. I guess Ill just have to live with this, not much I can do. I mean I’m a dog what can I do.

Just know that someday I will I will avenge my junk!