Michael Jackson dies and the world of pederasty mourns
By Chris on June 25th, 2009Posted In: Jackassery
Michael Jackson, the moonwalking former child star who became known the world over as the “King of Pop” before his life and career deteriorated in a freakish series of scandals, died Thursday, a person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press. He was 50. The person said Jackson died in a Los Angeles hospital. The person was not authorized to speak publicly and requested anonymity.
The circumstances of his death were not immediately clear. Jackson was not breathing when Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a call at his Los Angeles home about 12:30 p.m., Capt. Steve Ruda told the Los Angeles Times. The paramedics performed CPR and took him to UCLA Medical Center, Ruda told the newspaper.
The mantle of famous child molesters and pedophiles is now left in the hands of Woody Allen and Roman Polanski.
Too soon?
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poop poop poop poop poop!
You forget Gary Glitter….he’s not that glittery anymore but he’s still breathin’
Nah, not too soon.
Too soon.
No way. I look forward to more realistic eulogies for the overrated mind controlled, mind controller pedophile.
Nah, you’re good. The guy was a creep and a child molester.
Not too soon. Over the next week we will hear how great he was – and he was a great entertainer – but the dark side will be ignored.
Funny that your last post mentioned the movie Powder, a thinly veiled biopic about the pigment-averse King of Pop.
Now we’ll never get to hear his cover of an old Elton John tune: “Please Let Your Son Go Down on Me.” Then again, Elton’s such a funeral whore, he’ll probably sing it at the service.
Max, he was a pedophile!
the last time he was entertaining was during the pepsi comercial, and as soon as they put him out i was bored again.
good bye, please let the door hit you in the ass on teh way out
Its never too soon!
MMmm it was never really beyond a shadow of a doubt proven that he once molested a little child. Too bad what he did seemed reeaally messed up so everyone jumped on the occasion to ridicule him
I’m not crying over his death or anything lol, I just don’t think it was the best ending to an otherwise nice article.
Fine, then you ok with your kids sleeping over?
JOKE:
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson.
Hahaha! Wow, that joke was so good, it was “bad”. lolz!
Heard on radio – “USA – only country where a black man can grow up to be a white woman”.
No, it’s not too soon.
Especially if produces jokes like the one Beardo dropped on us.
The obituary was perfectly timed, his death, however, arrived about 25 years too late.
leave britney alone. oh sorry wrong twit
Should have happened sooner, IMHO. It is truly disturbing how many people have wept and mourned over this weirdo/pederast. Sure, he had a lot of talent, but it was waaaaay overshadowed by his taste for little boys and chimpanzees. Get real, people! I’m sick to death of all the news coverage, and I refuse to even mention him in my blog (http://cherylsolis.bravejournal.com/), only because I despise and utterly reject anyone who is a child molester–and MJ, with his Coke cans of “Jesus juice”, is definitely in that crowd.
I am so utterly tired of hearing about MJ! He’s F***ing dead! Get him off my TV! And now to here about the movie? “This is it”? WTF? They say it’s going to make more money than any other musicle. Ptewie! I would have liked to here more about Farrah Fawcett personally. I saw one show on her (and that’s when I was looking for a show on her) but I can’t for the life of me escape all this uproar about MJ.
Love the jokes. Heres another one.
Since MJ was more plastic than anything else, instead of burying him, he will be melted down and formed into lego blocks so kids can play with him for a change.
lol. I have more but thats my favorite