I didnt want to say anything to him but I feel that I need to tell someone the reasons that I believe this to be true.
He makes noises like “Arrr” “Garr’ and I think he said “Avast” once.
He has one eye closed all of the time and his fur looks like a patch over that eye.
He kinda wobbles as he walks, almost like he has a wooden leg. I have not confirmed this though.
He is always digging as to find/bury treasure.
He seems interested in peoples booties.
He is very smart and though I have never seen this I have no doubt that he could skipper a ship.
His name is Skipper.A Coincidence? I think not.
He is fond of parrots. Well actually all birds.
Now while all of these things don’t prove that he is a pirate I do find them a strange coincidence. I will report back as soon as new evidence arises.
You’ve got a pirate! Good detective work mate! Now…about my cat Mr. B…he spies on me all the time…also he’s a communist.
Most cats are, good luck.
Ahar me mateys, this was a jolly good item to get ya laughing gear going!
Does he have a wooden leg?
Just wooden knees
WHEN IS THE BOOK COMING OUT???