I don’t know what came over me. We all have those silly thoughts that run through our heads sometimes but we dare not say them out loud and I think somehow, last night, the wires got a little crossed. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my behavior, which I can assure you was a complete anomaly and will never happen again.
In case you forgot
You handed the cashier lady a coupon for something or other and she replied back to you, “this is expired.” You seemed a bit flustered. Perhaps it was the slightly rude way in which the check-out lady said it. Perhaps you are a bit obsessive compulsive. But I assure you it was quite an honest mistake.
Why I would then proceed to yell “Oh! In your face!” is beyond me.
I thought it in my head joking with myself as I’m often apt to do. But the synapses just weren’t firing correctly or something. It was instinct in it’s purest form.
Believe me I was just as embarrassed as you and the check-out lady. Perhaps even more so. Were it not for the chuckling of the people behind me that uncomfortable silence might have lasted for an eternity.
I am so sorry for any discomfort I may have caused you. But then again, serves you right for trying to save 23 cents on a Lean Cuisine.
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Saving twenty three cents on lean cuisine is stooping to a new low..doesn’t this customer have her stimulus package yet…geez…I’m still laughing…way to go!
Suck it check out lady.
Oops. I meant suck it stupid person in line.
“Suck it geeks” is my new fav line. I say it everywhere, walmart, Target and of most note the dentist.
le fuck?
Yaaaa….. Im sot sure how to reply to that
So approximately a year afterwards, I will post this reply.
At first I was going to comment on the improper usage of the word “Sot”, but maybe you are indeed a sot and did not notice your own error whilst typing away in a drunken rampage.