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	<title>Comments on: I&#8217;m like MacGyver, but a tool with poor impulse control</title>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5627</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Call me?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call me?</p>
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		<title>By: Doglovingdicksucker</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5626</link>
		<dc:creator>Doglovingdicksucker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 14:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh and to the naysayers - tell ya what, kids.  You go put on a fur coat and do something to stop all that human sweating we do and YOU spend 10 minutes in a closed car in full sun in the middle of summer and tell me how it&#039;s no big deal then.  Mmmkay, jackasses?  Yeah.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh and to the naysayers &#8211; tell ya what, kids.  You go put on a fur coat and do something to stop all that human sweating we do and YOU spend 10 minutes in a closed car in full sun in the middle of summer and tell me how it&#8217;s no big deal then.  Mmmkay, jackasses?  Yeah.</p>
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		<title>By: Doglovingdicksucker</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5625</link>
		<dc:creator>Doglovingdicksucker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 14:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At first, I was all, &quot;I wanna shake this guy&#039;s hand and buy him a beer!&quot;  Then I read the comments and now I just want to suck your dick because you are JUST THAT FUCKING AWESOME!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At first, I was all, &#8220;I wanna shake this guy&#8217;s hand and buy him a beer!&#8221;  Then I read the comments and now I just want to suck your dick because you are JUST THAT FUCKING AWESOME!</p>
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		<title>By: GS Feet</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5620</link>
		<dc:creator>GS Feet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 01:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Most excellent response to a bad situation. I too prefer dogs, cats, turtles . . . basically any animal to all but a tiny fraction of the people I have met. All the people who are hating on you should be glad it was you and not me who took care of the situation. I&#039;d have broken the window, taken the dog, then torched the car with a molotov cocktail. If I had no gasoline to mix the cocktail, then at the least I would have slit all four tires and taken the rope the dog was tied with and attached it to the towing eyes on the Camry and ripped the steering wheel out of the vehicle.

I&#039;m destructive, have poor impulse control and despise most people. Plus, I&#039;ve got papers stating I&#039;m crazy so I can tear up whatever I want and not go to jail :)

It&#039;s not being pretentious if you can back it up!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Most excellent response to a bad situation. I too prefer dogs, cats, turtles . . . basically any animal to all but a tiny fraction of the people I have met. All the people who are hating on you should be glad it was you and not me who took care of the situation. I&#8217;d have broken the window, taken the dog, then torched the car with a molotov cocktail. If I had no gasoline to mix the cocktail, then at the least I would have slit all four tires and taken the rope the dog was tied with and attached it to the towing eyes on the Camry and ripped the steering wheel out of the vehicle.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m destructive, have poor impulse control and despise most people. Plus, I&#8217;ve got papers stating I&#8217;m crazy so I can tear up whatever I want and not go to jail <img src='http://projectkickass.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>It&#8217;s not being pretentious if you can back it up!</p>
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		<title>By: james</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5607</link>
		<dc:creator>james</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 19:36:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Awesome! I wish I could do the same!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Awesome! I wish I could do the same!</p>
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		<title>By: Chris</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5600</link>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I imagine you furiously masturbating as you wrote that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I imagine you furiously masturbating as you wrote that.</p>
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		<title>By: =============</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/i-am-like-macgyver-but-a-tool-with-poor-impulse-control/comment-page-1/#comment-5599</link>
		<dc:creator>=============</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I like how much of a douchebag you are to put &quot;tl;dr&quot; on all the posts ramming you of your poor choices; as if you haven&#039;t read them and nerd raged out.

Oh yeah, someone stumbled this shit. Enjoy the hate, retard.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I like how much of a douchebag you are to put &#8220;tl;dr&#8221; on all the posts ramming you of your poor choices; as if you haven&#8217;t read them and nerd raged out.</p>
<p>Oh yeah, someone stumbled this shit. Enjoy the hate, retard.</p>
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