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Geek pick up lines

-You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself!
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-Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’
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-Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
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-I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.
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-What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
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-I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
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-Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.
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-How ’bout I slip into something more comfortable… like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!
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-Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ’stunning’.
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-Tell me of this thing you humans call (pause) love.
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-Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?
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-Nice Asimov.
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-With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
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-If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes
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-I less than three you. (I <3 you)
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-Would you like to be the numerator or the denominator?
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-What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
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- You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!
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-You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts; it’s how you apply the force.
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-Hi, I’m writing a new make-out program. Would you like to join the beta-test?
about 1 year ago
Nice Asimov. Awesome.
about 1 year ago
Thats my fav
about 12 months ago
You are one smooth operator my friend…LOL..love these….
about 12 months ago
Aww. The first one is so cute. I think of all the star trek gadgets the holodeck would have to be my favourite. That and the transporter. Ooh and the replicators.
about 10 months ago
Nice Asimov. Brilliant. I’m sure phaser set to stunning does the trick too.
about 10 months ago
And i’ve fallen for those lines as well……
about 10 months ago
Holy shit! They sell Voyager pyjamas? Now you tell me. Too bad it’s too late for Mother’s Day.
about 10 months ago
Man I’ve fallen for a couple of these myself!
They are awesome!
about 8 months ago
i went to prom with a guy like that once…he dumped me and went to make out with a tribble…i never got over it THANKS CHRIS>>>>>
about 8 months ago
Never tried, but they will be on my todo list.
about 8 months ago
If a guy used these on me, I think they’d work.
about 7 months ago
@Alro
I lost my space station’s coordinate codes, can I borrow yours?
about 7 months ago
I may look like an ewok, but I’m all wookie where it counts.
And, my personal favourite:
I wish I were your derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
about 4 months ago
OMG if a guy used these on me I would have to date him
1) cuz he’s actually brave enough to do so
2) it’s funny
it’s just one of those things that make me giggle and blush
about 4 months ago
wow. these would so work on me. i’m such a geek…
about 2 months ago
very nice.
-With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
lol my favorite
about 2 months ago
Love the site, these lines are golden.