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		<title>Screw Chuck Woolery</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The sexy time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://projectkickass.com/?p=29</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I know it was a strange first meeting but at least you’ll have a story to tell your girlfriends.
I was at the corner mini-mart after work to get my post work soda. I was parked in the second to last slot. I usually take the farthest slot so that no one can sneak up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I named your farts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jackassery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I sat in the ER whilst a family member underwent a battery of test to diagnose the acute chest pains she was having. I sat there for hours worrying and could think of nothing else than her well being.
Well that and the fact that a 350 pound man was sitting across from me farting. Not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The end of days draws nigh, I sat on my balls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I am a tool]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Middle age said hello to me today.
Well not middle age but as I was told by a fortune teller at the Renaissance Fair that I will only live untill 70 or so and seeing that my basic math skills are poor and I tend to round up I think my argument is valid.  I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry that I broke into your car 11 times this year</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://projectkickass.com/?p=1785</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I am amazed by the fact that the 2000 Toyota Camry seems to have been only sold in one color and on any given day the parking lot at my work is filled with no less than 8 of said Cameri. 
As I exit the front doors of my work every morning to take a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have red fever</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The sexy time]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://projectkickass.com/?p=1546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s no two ways about it, I have red fever.  I&#8217;m not sure when it started or how started, but it is an illness that I now recognize and have to live with.
I am in love with red hair. It does not matter if it is naturally red or some shade of red, it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Say no more</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 02:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The sexy time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I see you a few times a week, albeit through the drive up window but we still have our thrice weekly date nights. I attempt to dazzle you with Spanglish and you smile. You always smile, I can never tell if this is truly a warm greeting or its a defense mechanism that you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Open letter from my dog</title>
		<link>http://projectkickass.com/open-letter-from-my-dog/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 04:40:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://projectkickass.com/?p=2266</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[WTF?
I mean wtf dude?
Why?
I know that I am a little young and a bit rambunctious but why. Do you frequently have those that upset you castrated? You said we we going for a ride. It was never mentioned that the ride would culminate with me loosing my nuts. Would you go on a ride like [...]]]></description>
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