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		<title>This is Walmart!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:24:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jackassery]]></category>

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My back was killing me. 
I had just moved into my new house and all the lifting really tweaked my back. I’m not sure why, I was keeping my legs locked and lifting with my groin as I was taught. I took a hand full painkillers and still could not sleep, I needed a heating [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 things that I have learned about/from Steven Seagal</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:22:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jackassery]]></category>

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1. If you google his name its often spelled Seagal or Segeal. How much do you have to suck as a movie star when half of America knows your name but doesn’t care about the spelling?
2. A ponytail makes one look like less of a bad ass and in no way deflects really bad acting.
3. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Screw Chuck Woolery</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 09:25:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The sexy time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I know it was a strange first meeting but at least you’ll have a story to tell your girlfriends.
I was at the corner mini-mart after work to get my post work soda. I was parked in the second to last slot. I usually take the farthest slot so that no one can sneak up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I named your farts</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 17:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jackassery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I sat in the ER whilst a family member underwent a battery of test to diagnose the acute chest pains she was having. I sat there for hours worrying and could think of nothing else than her well being.
Well that and the fact that a 350 pound man was sitting across from me farting. Not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The end of days draws nigh, I sat on my balls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Jan 2010 00:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[I am a tool]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Middle age said hello to me today.
Well not middle age but as I was told by a fortune teller at the Renaissance Fair that I will only live untill 70 or so and seeing that my basic math skills are poor and I tend to round up I think my argument is valid.  I don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sorry that I broke into your car 11 times this year</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Random]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I am amazed by the fact that the 2000 Toyota Camry seems to have been only sold in one color and on any given day the parking lot at my work is filled with no less than 8 of said Cameri. 
As I exit the front doors of my work every morning to take a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I have red fever</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The sexy time]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s no two ways about it, I have red fever.  I&#8217;m not sure when it started or how started, but it is an illness that I now recognize and have to live with.
I am in love with red hair. It does not matter if it is naturally red or some shade of red, it [...]]]></description>
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