Comments on: It was Darwin that kicked you in the balls

By: StreetLight

StreetLight — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:52:48 +0000

My favorite joke:
Did’ya hear about the guys what got caught smugglin’ books into Mississippi?
They had to let’em go, cuz nobody could prove they really was books.

By: John R Carlisle

John R Carlisle — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 13:33:39 +0000

Redneck hillbillies make me laugh.

John R Carlisle

By: Todd

Todd — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 23:29:23 +0000

Hilarious. That made my day. You need to come regulate here in Cool Springs.

By: Chris

Chris — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:03:13 +0000

Arent those awesome moments?

By: Dakota

Dakota — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:47:47 +0000

I have always loved quoting Monty Python at unsuspecting strangers.

I actually started quoting the dead parrot sketch at some dude and he started right along as if his response was the most natural one in the world! People walking by (this was on a busy sidewalk) looked at us funny, and a few actually stopped and watched, laughing along as if it was just another episode of the Flying Circus! It was awesome.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:37:22 +0000

TY for the kind words

By: Cosmic Navel Lint

Cosmic Navel Lint — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:23:29 +0000

Splendid storytelling well told sir!

Over here in the UK, we outlawed the mullet hairstyle as long ago as 1968, on the simple grounds that it’s offensive and indicates that you:

A) don’t possess a library card (also an offence in the UK)

B) may have had someone called ‘Jethro’ in your family – we check back at least 6 generations, just make sure

C) are prone to sucking straw (a dead give away that you’re gay – also an offence in the UK).

Seriously though, Chris, a great laugh there – pleasure to read!

Cheers,

Bren.