Save money, live better? I think not.

I have come up with a few logos for Walmart that have that new and fresh feeling while still being truthful.

Walmart- Like hell only cheaper.

Walmart-Now with spiroketes. » Read the rest of this entry «

So I have a scar!

So what?

Its on the back of my head and 4 inches long, big deal.

You wanna fight about it?

It’s not the usual scar that is thin and flush to the skin, it’s raised up a few millimeters and  a few millimeters thick, big deal.

Its flanked by another scar that resembles a horizontal half-moon, no big woop. » Read the rest of this entry «

Thats right, you heard me I licked it! I licked your iPhone before you got it. Remember all the calls you made to me asking if we had the iPhone in stock? Recall all the days you kept me late just asking if I knew anything more about it and I said no? Remember all the times you freaked me out in the parking lot by sneaking up on me and asking when the launch would be? » Read the rest of this entry «