Project Kickass

I am amazed by the fact that the 2000 Toyota Camry seems to have been only sold in one color and on any given day the parking lot at my work is filled with no less than 8 of said Cameri.
As I exit the front doors of my work every morning to take a [...]

WTF?
I mean wtf dude?
Why?
I know that I am a little young and a bit rambunctious but why. Do you frequently have those that upset you castrated? You said we we going for a ride. It was never mentioned that the ride would culminate with me loosing my nuts. Would you go on a ride like [...]

I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attacked by an undead horde. I immediately took out a cash advance on all my credit cards and bought 300 [...]

Let me state, for the record, I am not fan of Z Coil shoes nor sandals in general. You have joined the two with my most feared most hated persona, the hippie.
I am sure you are a nice guy as most of the people I work with are, but dude! You are over 6 feet [...]

Save money, live better? I think not.

I have come up with a few logos for Walmart that have that new and fresh feeling while still being truthful.
Walmart- Like hell only cheaper.
Walmart-Now with spiroketes.
Walmart- Where else can you shop and have a good chance of seeing someone have their stomach pumped?
Walmart- Low prices and low class!
Walmart- [...]