I am amazed by the fact that the 2000 Toyota Camry seems to have been only sold in one color and on any given day the parking lot at my work is filled with no less than 8 of said Cameri.

As I exit the front doors of my work every morning to take a break I head for my car with the sun shining directly in my eyes. I usually can make out the color and the model of my car among all of the other cars but the sun is shining in such a way that it is hard to make out many other features. What makes this whole process a bit more sticky is that we all have the same hubcaps with no tint on our windows and all are sans bumper stickers. » Read the rest of this entry «

WTF?
I mean wtf dude?
Why?

I know that I am a little young and a bit rambunctious but why. Do you frequently have those that upset you castrated? You said we we going for a ride. It was never mentioned that the ride would culminate with me loosing my nuts. Would you go on a ride like that?

Ok, I understand that neutering is supposed to make me live longer and better but how about trying a diet or something before you jump to the castration thing.

Was it the frantic running everywhere?

The insensate barking?

The dry-humping of anyone’s leg/couch/pillows/open door jams/boxes/shoes/vacuum cleaner?

Was it the peeing in your shoes? I bet it was the peeing in your shoes.
A little shoe peeing and off with the nuts.

Well whats done is done. I guess Ill just have to live with this, not much I can do. I mean I’m a dog what can I do.

Just know that someday I will I will avenge my junk!

I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attacked by an undead horde. I immediately bought 300 cans of tuna then I devised this plan. » Read the rest of this entry «

Let me state, for the record, I am not fan of Z Coil shoes nor sandals in general. You have joined the two with my most feared most hated persona, the hippie.

I am sure you are a nice guy as most of the people I work with are, but dude! You are over 6 feet tall and are at the very least 300 pounds. » Read the rest of this entry «