Project Kickass

My back was killing me.
I had just moved into my new house and all the lifting really tweaked my back. I’m not sure why, I was keeping my legs locked and lifting with my groin as I was taught. I took a hand full painkillers and still could not sleep, I needed a heating [...]

1. If you google his name its often spelled Seagal or Segeal. How much do you have to suck as a movie star when half of America knows your name but doesn’t care about the spelling?
2. A ponytail makes one look like less of a bad ass and in no way deflects really bad acting.
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I sat in the ER whilst a family member underwent a battery of test to diagnose the acute chest pains she was having. I sat there for hours worrying and could think of nothing else than her well being.
Well that and the fact that a 350 pound man was sitting across from me farting. Not [...]

Why is it that every conversation that two men have ends up in a competition more times than not? I know that we are competitive creatures but what leads us to make bets and argue about inane and trivial happenings?
This was not one of those times, this was about pirates!
I was having lunch with a [...]

Brandon! Brandon! Brandon, come here!
That is what I heard for five minutes while we were in the Quicky Mart. Your 3 year old was running all over and knocking stuff down while you and your Whiskey Tango (white trash) wife were getting your post methadone clinic Big Gulps. You would yell every 30 seconds “Brandon [...]