I have had, until recently, three refrigerators at one time. It’s a simple story, let’s see if you can follow. When I lived in Boise I had a rental in the northern part of the state that I had furnished with a new fridge (that makes two). I moved to north Idaho and into my rental and brought the fridge from Boise with me. The fridge that was already there I put in the garage and just used it to cool soda.

I have since moved to Arizona and the house that is being built for me comes with all of the appliances that I will need and … and a new fridge. Tada, simple right?

Well not so simple when choosing to sell the fridge that you don’t need. » Read the rest of this entry «

Dear space creatures,

I pen this missive in the case that I am ever abducted. I do not wish to infringe on your rights to abduct humans I only wish to set down a few ground rules.

1. No probing of any kind!

2. If you feel the need to abduct me, call first. I will go willingly but I don’t want to be scared by a late night visit. Any time after 10 am till let’s say 7 pm.

3.If you abduct me before dinner you have to feed me. Not to be cheap but if you can afford a cool space ship you can afford quarter pounder with cheese (extra pickles please). » Read the rest of this entry «

-Walmart has a huge parking lot

-Walmart’s parking lot is empty at 2 in the morning

-Walmart does nothing to clear the ice away

-My car has front wheel drive and a killer e-brake

-At 20 mph I can spin my car in a full circle » Read the rest of this entry «

Let me start this post by saying what I would normally say if I had heard this title.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

I digress.

It is for you, Costco hot-dogs, that I endure the scorn and hatred of the girls at the Costco snack center.

It is for you that I endure the looks of disgust and contempt.

This is my tale. My tale of the lengths I will go to to enjoy your buttery goodness. Your tasty hotdoggedness. (I made that word up) » Read the rest of this entry «