Comments on: Are you listening? http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/ You are welcome Internet Sat, 31 Jul 2010 02:14:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Andy Leyshon http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-4706 Andy Leyshon Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:30:13 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-4706 I can mind-read and do mental suggestive stuff too. So I can look at their boobs the whole time, without fear of missing something. Then when they've finished talking, although I already knew what they were going to say anyway, and they ask me why was I looking at their boobs, but thinking "I wonder what he's like in bed", I pull the trump card and tell them I'm a professional photographer and was talent hunting for the next wonderbra ad. Then as their brains go into "wow, he's loaded too" , cash-register mode, I slip them my card just to prove it and walk away... Guess who calls that night to invite me out for drinks to chat about their "future opportunities", yep you guessed right, nobody... But it'll work one day, probably... I can mind-read and do mental suggestive stuff too. So I can look at their boobs the whole time, without fear of missing something. Then when they’ve finished talking, although I already knew what they were going to say anyway, and they ask me why was I looking at their boobs, but thinking “I wonder what he’s like in bed”, I pull the trump card and tell them I’m a professional photographer and was talent hunting for the next wonderbra ad. Then as their brains go into “wow, he’s loaded too” , cash-register mode, I slip them my card just to prove it and walk away…
Guess who calls that night to invite me out for drinks to chat about their “future opportunities”, yep you guessed right, nobody…
But it’ll work one day, probably…

]]> By: Gil http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-1832 Gil Tue, 23 Jun 2009 07:32:48 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-1832 Do you ever pick up the stuff people say in their heads but couldn't? Things like "Dude, why are you yelling at me?" LOL. I love your personal stories, bub. You're very honest and genuine. Thanks for sharing. Do you ever pick up the stuff people say in their heads but couldn’t? Things like “Dude, why are you yelling at me?” LOL. I love your personal stories, bub. You’re very honest and genuine. Thanks for sharing.

]]> By: Ginae B. McDonald http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-1800 Ginae B. McDonald Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:07:20 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-1800 I too, have that Family Guy problem. As for the chest thing, I wouldn't be lookin' iffin' it weren't sooo big and sooo sticking out there! I too, have that Family Guy problem. As for the chest thing, I wouldn’t be lookin’ iffin’ it weren’t sooo big and sooo sticking out there!

]]> By: surveygirl46 http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-1799 surveygirl46 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:05:24 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-1799 I was going to comment but....i lost all train of thought LOL I was going to comment but….i lost all train of thought LOL

]]> By: Chris http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-1388 Chris Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:41:22 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-1388 I think I understand what you are saying, and yes I will let you be my girlfriend. I think I understand what you are saying, and yes I will let you be my girlfriend.

]]> By: Dirty Pirate Hooker http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-1387 Dirty Pirate Hooker Fri, 05 Jun 2009 17:39:25 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-1387 I would be so distracted looking at people's mouths. I would just think about oral all the time and wonder if they're good at it. Do you do that? Like for instance, I think Guy Fieri would be really good at eating pussy. Mmmmhmm.. I would be so distracted looking at people’s mouths. I would just think about oral all the time and wonder if they’re good at it. Do you do that?

Like for instance, I think Guy Fieri would be really good at eating pussy. Mmmmhmm..

]]> By: chowner http://projectkickass.com/are-you-listening/comment-page-1/#comment-261 chowner Sun, 31 May 2009 15:47:33 +0000 http://projectkickass.com/?p=35#comment-261 Hopefully after having a conversation without looking at their boobs, they'll let you look at their boobs because you're such a nice guy. One can dream. Hopefully after having a conversation without looking at their boobs, they’ll let you look at their boobs because you’re such a nice guy. One can dream.

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