About

I hate the “About me” section of most sites so I’ll leave you with some facts about me.

1. I have, in a four year period, eaten my body weight in cheese.

2. I yell “Suck it geeks” at least 4 times a day.

3. I got out of a speeding ticket when a cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I was doing and I replied ‘That’s what she said”.

4. I never drink the last 1/4 of a soda.

5. I am simultaneously  filled with self-doubt and an exaggerated sense of self-worth.

6. I never say “good bye” at the end of a phone call. I just hang up.

7. When entering a bathroom I always look for a urinal to be sure that I walked into the correct bathroom.

8. In the past 6 months I have not worn the same pair of socks twice.

9. After many emails I feel the need to answer this question, yes English is my first language.

A few years back I had a severe brain injury that left the right hemisphere of my brain damaged. So, if my syntax is a little off or I spell a word backwards its not that I am being lazy or not proof-reading it just looks correct in my head.

I catch most mistakes and proof read before I post, otherwise suck it geeks.

Feel free to write me or just the word poop over and over.

I will never sell or share your info!

Rest assured that I will judge you though.

Chris@ProjectKickAss.com

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