What a waste of time and power! Save some energy fuckwit your not that special, a retard can come up with something better than that without mindlessly wasting their time to feel accepted by fellow morons/moths.Why don’t you try finger painting in the dark. I as an artist can assure you without looking that it’ll be much better.
dear dr. i cantbelievethisshit . . . this is clever. and you seem to have lost your sense of humour. . . maybe that’s what being a pretentious jerk does.
if you where actually an “artist” as Im sure you have the stick figures drawing to proove that you are. you would know that this is not art, it is a joke. And a rather clever one. So put a cock in it.
Hey cock sucker, if you didn’t notice the pixelization is uniform through the whole picture, meaning that its real. You would notice this if you actual owned photoshop and examined it yourself. Artist my ass, taking pictures of your 4 year old sister doesn’t constitute art.
The individuals on the right do not want to put forth as much effort as the individuals in the house on the right, so they simply express their laziness with the word “ditto.” Ha ha ha. I’m writing what’s happening in the picture. It’s funny cause I get it.
I am soo fucking tired of this “it´s fake, I can tell from the pixels”-bullshit that some idiot always has to say. I don´t give a fuck what you can tell, I don´t give a fuck that you´re “an artist”, I mean, who´s not? Obviously, it´s the new hot thing to be, cause everyone who owns a camera, photoshop or some brushes claim to be one. It´s kind of like a douch-alarm when people say that nowadays, if you truly were one, you wouldn´t brag about it.
And who gives a fuck if it´s fake, it´s still a funny joke, which was the point. get a sense of humour.
Haha i totally agree. you worded this perfectly =)
also, how funny is it that one douche bag gives his opinion, and the rest of the population puts him down like crazy?? its great!
I especially love how the guy on the left is contributing to global warming!! Its GREAT! But I like the sense of humor they guy on the right has! Its great!!
ps.. I agree w/ the Artist = douch-alarm statement!
To: Dr.Icantbelievethisshit and his dysfunctional buddy Dr. Icantbelievethattoo:
More often than not people who claim to
be better than most in a subjective field such as art are trying to convince themselves.
As to photoshop projects, I’ll bet dollars to donuts that you, Dr. Icantbelievethattool,
would not be able to tell a well done piece viewed on the net. You probably assume that you can’t produce work of that quality, so obviously no one else can either.
The telltale for the both of you is the fact that you are poor spellers and have no command of the English language. That much was obvious immediately, thereby placing anything that you had to say as coming from someone of inferior intelligence. Example: your not…
in this instance we have a contraction of two
words, you and are, which should have
produced ‘you’re’. Fool.
#26 written by Dr. iliketocopywhateveryoneelseisdoingbyputtingdoctoratthefrontofmynametomakefunofthatassholeabove
about 4 months ago
to all of you who are fucking stupid.
please stop reading now, we already know your stupid.
to all you others,
calling something ’shopped is a joke
And who gives a fuck if it´s a joke, it´s still a funny joke, which was the point. get a sense of humor.
I Love Comments!
Now, Gentle People of the Internet,
I thank the maker of whatever this picture, photoshopped or (obviously) not, like anyone cares, the picture is great. I appreciate a good laugh and you have delivered. Isn’t art in the eye of the artist… its the everyday beauty of humanity that makes this picture phenomonal, or however that is supposed to be spelt.
Ditto to everything before the douche!
I’m pretty sure that no matter what you post on the internet, if you allow comments then a group of morons somewhere will always manage to start a fight over it. Could you imagine if this happened in person? I bet none of you would take the time to say anything. You know why? Because there’s no freaking reason to! If we were all in a room together we would have rolled our eyes at that comment and moved on. Grow up, nerds.
I am continually amazed at the sheer number of people who not only can’t construct a proper sentence, they can’t spell at a second grade level.
And yet they, usually self proclaimed masters of some purely subjective area
in higher learning, feel competent to judge
another person.
Example: Dr.Icantbelievethisshit gave us
this gem: “….energy fuckwit your not that special,….”
Dear Dr.,
In the above quote we have what is known as a contraction. This is made by combining two words into one, i.e. you and
are. Halfway educated people are able to do this and wind up with “you’re”, not your.
But hey, you don’t need to know how to
speak and spell because you’re an artist.
I bow before you and try to believe that
sometime you may voice an intelligent
thought or comment.
Can we see your art anywhere? I would love to see an example or two. Seemingly you feel that a little example is all it takes to
know all there is to know about another
person, and thereby the right to judge.
Actually, I can tell you ALL that it is not shopped because I personally know the people who lived in that house until a few years ago. And yes, every year the neighbor did the Ditto thing. Nope, I’m not shitting you.
He who knows not and knows not he knows not, He is a fool- Shun him. He who knows not and knows he knows not, He is simple- Teach him. He who knows and knows not he knows, He is asleep- Awaken him. He who knows and knows that he knows, He is wise- follow him.
wow i just stumbled on to this site and i wasnt gonna read the comments but holy shit. Im not going to lie this was one of the funniest things i have seen, HA its not even the picture its the fact of the matter that all of you are getting upset over other random people over the internet.
Bravo young lads… Bravo.
P.S. if anyone wants to say some shit to me be my guess this is more fun to me then you think.
a few things.
1) this picture was funny, but these comments were funnier.
2) THANK YOU to “james conway” for pointing that out. your and you’re are completely different; it’s not rocket science to figure out.
3) i completely agree with the whole “artist” thing.
I love how everyone uses the artist excuse. an artist is just someone who can create something that is appealing to other people. this picture is funny thus it is entertaining thus it is art. A masterpiece with no one admiring it is not a masterpiece at all
#41 written by dr.why is everyone calling themselves doctor?
about 4 months ago
Dr.Icantbelievethisshit,
Your comment was really unnecessary, I’m sure a simple “I don’t like this” would have sufficed. No need to get your panties in a bunch. Calm down.
I do believe the last comment summed all of this ranting up
perfectly.
A:) The (not shopped) photo was great. I would like to meet
the neighbor who came up with and used his/hers Ditto.
B:) Dr.Icantbelievethisshit made a completely unnecessary
and childishly tactless and rude comment.
As did many others; the majority of which were made by
people with limited vocabulary skills and who couldn’t
spell what words they did use.
Seems to be a lot of pent up anger around; as evidenced
by the immediate and uncalled for profanity directed at
total strangers for having a differing opinion. Sad.
And scary; some of these people are raising children!
If you feel the need; c_conway@charter.net Who knows,
you may very well enlighten me, and I am always up for that!
I as a docter, would like to know where doctericant practices whatever medicine he is involved with. I as a docter can tell that it is a shop because of the pixels, which I spent several hours looking at instead of responding to a Dental emergancy(lol). Docter is a fun word to say especially if you spell it wrong. Anyway always remember to bush your teeth. Docter out.
haha it’s funny how one comment can cause an all-out flame war, unless I’m using that incorrectly. If the emotion in these comments were acted upon and all these people were trapped in a room, I bet Dr. I would get his/her ass lynched.
PS. I forgot “Dere R no girlz on teh internetz” hehe
I, for one, thought the picture was hillarious! The comments made me laugh all the harder. I actually quite enjoy this internet rambling. These comments are made by people you don’t know and most likely never will so people aren’t affraid to show their more rough side. I’ve notice that allot of times this leads to some pretty funny things that would not have been said in person. I thank you all for the laugh. Have a good night.
This has been fantastic. Congrats to the original poster for the great picture but more importantly, I want to post a special thanks to Dr.whatever for providing the impetus for yet another shining example of internet hilarity.
BTW, I agree with James, I would LOVE to see your art somewhere.
shut the heck up everyone and listen to my honest words. i find the picture funny. i know 5,000 people have said that already. but scrolling down to see what people have said is even more amusing. i find it stupid that such immature people would get so pissed off at a picture! dont you agree? its a picture for pete’s sake! and whoever started the whole “im and artist” thing, fuck you. i find the people who put these lights up more artistic than you. you may call yourself an artist but you still have no friends and suck at life. i totally agree with STFU and thanks so much for the amusement! and the picture. loved it!
As I have more degrees than you, I am more knowledgeable then you. As I disagree with all points made, all of your points are invalid. This is quite easily recognizable as what is colloquially called “a shop”. I have used an advanced integrated real-time algorithm embedded in a high-level knowledge-based solution to determine this. This algorithm has also determined that you are all stupid fags. Therefore you should all “go be a hero”. QED
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. YouAreAFag MD, PhD, DDS, DA, DBA, JCD, EdD, EngD, LLD, JSD, DM, DPS, DSc, MBA, MS, PD
RALPH!!! Thats me throwing up after reading ALL of these comments. Blathering know it all’s. I despise the human race. What a fucking disease., and fuck Christmas. : }
As I got through about half of these comments, I was thinking “why am I still reading this?” But as I got further and further to the bottom of the page, I began to realize that you have all made something beautiful. It’s truly microcosmic the way you have created a reenactment of years of human conflict and epitomized its evolution through the internet all thanks to one seemingly minuscule picture. Here’s to the internet,
Cheers
#68 written by Dr. I'm not really a doctor. I did work in a clinic once, but as a janitor, so that doesn't count.
about 4 months ago
I just like the picture. The comments were funny, too. I especially liked the one posted by Mark that says, “I like turtles.” Oh yeah, fuck that doctor guy. Am I right?
I love the house on the left, because as an artist, it excites my artistic neurons. Beautiful 3000 sq ft house, probably a few kWs of lights. Real opulence in a time of national crises. Wonderful.
However I love the house on the right more, because as a writer, it excites my literary neurons. The house itself is small. The owners have an SUV and are paying outrageous prices for gas. The poverty emanating from this house is palpable. Yet these frugal working people in an O’Henry-esque manner share their last pennies for all to see on the internets.
#78 written by Mr Static [Esquire]
about 4 months ago
First of all you all fools. This picture is a fake, not shopped
but taken in the same hangar where they faked the moon landing,
the Superbowl, and filmed growing pains. It was posted as a distraction to keep you, the citizens of earth distracted while “we”
construct more underground bases. It’s great to know while you
will not believe even a word that i say, because you have been conditioned not to, we can all[on our end]feel no guilt,whatsoever.
Because his information has been now, and many times previously
been disclosed elsewhere. But screw it right? Those crazy fools probably forgot to take THEY’RE meds. That must be my issue,
or i am just joking, in the same hangar where they faked the moon landing, and the Superbowl. Ultimately none of any of this matters, because our lives actually take place within a holographic computer
simulation. At any rate, epic thread ya’ll, epic thread!
This is truly, obviously ’shopped because all interpixels are, and because the sky is never that black color. I mean, duh, everyone knows the sky is blue. How stoopid do you think I am? It’s not even Columbus day yet.
Again, hangar, growing pains! Also, i must add that Mr Kirk Cameron
has an attitude that would upset Beelzebub!! But continue to stay
ignorant earthlings! except you Chris, whoever you are. There is just
something serenely beautiful about you and your soul man. I can feel
it through the internet, and the psychedelics brudda!! In case you are
wondering i am an alien, from Jamaica. Well i was “raised” there.
You can tell by the contrast of the light of the house on the left that it is digitally altered by the suggestion of shadow versus illumination aspect in the foregoing background also if you look closer at the house on the right you can see my penis sticking out through the bushes.
Running these lights at apprx. 4 hrs every evening utilizes 16.89-1732 KW of concurrent power in a weeks time. Sadly, that is enough energy to commute back and forth to work in an electric car for a month, and also the girth of my penis in the bush on the house on the right.
As I can see by this crowd, sending spam emails is not the way to go to peddle my goods. All I have to do is open my shop here where anger and blood pressure are at an all time high! Stop by getbloodpressurepillsnow.com and bring that systolic pressure down! Half price for anyone with a degree in whatever!
i stumbled onto this site also and the funniest part was the comment james posted. i am from england and we appreciate good grammar. i cant spell very well myself anymore but this comment made me realise just how great a good old comeback about grammar is, reminds me of my high school days when the bullies would say something mean and we would pick at everything wrong with their insults such as the use of double nagatives(i haven’t done nothing) … and the word innit (please note i call this a word but do not mean it actually IS a word) may i just say… fantasticly stupid argument over a picture i find funny whether it is real or not, i cant tell the difference as i dont study pixelology but i appreciate a funny photo. and ive just wasted ages writing this comment in anger and excitement over all of you. FML
Well, since we are in a dicussion about grammer, I must say that I do see the comparable difference in demographics solely based on the use of word choice and proper grammer. Having being an English teacher for the last 11 years I have had the great oppurtunity bestowed upon me to teach many pupils from a vast array of different backgrounds and have noticed that color, gender and social economic status is the foundation to which and how someone learns. Also, and not dependent on; is the way English or any language is introduced to the gaining pupils medium. If it is introduced by someone of different gender or race it may result in the pupil feeling as if he/she has to alter what he/she learns in order to become unique to their own penis in the bush on the house on the right.
So, would that be Kelsey Grammer you’re talking about Mr. English teacher? I’m guessing it’s not grammar, they would teach you how to spell that in 1st grade. Perhaps this is your penis you have exposed in the bushes, and not that of your pupil?
Today, I stumbled upon a very funny picture. Then, I read the comments. No one in all of humanity in all of ever has ever laughed as hard as me did, especially the parts where the ones who talked “good-er” corrected the other guys woh didn’t. MLIA, and so is my spellnig and my grammars.
I like this post
I like it the most
Above is a troll
Some idiots below
The guy on the right
Had some good insight
But it was not his intention
To start all this tension!
Haha. This has everything…bogus English teacher…Bogus person from “England,” space aliens AND a man with a beautiful soul. Not to mention the douche-holes that say it is fake and the even more dick headed people who are angry at the people who think it is fake.
I only hope the person who took this picture was thinking “Man, I will put this picture on the internet and maybe, just maybe a bunch of people who sit alone in their houses eating copious amounts of PEZ candies will jerk off to it while they fight about its authenticity. It’ll just be super, I will invite my neighbors and we can have a potluck.
I’m not sure at this point if stumbleupon brought me to this page because of the picture or because of the comments…
However! Photoshopped or not, the idea is appreciable. It is indeed sad that people will waste so much electricity in celebrating a holiday that has been corrupted by consumerism yadda yadda yadda these ideas used to be important until they became cliched by people yelling simple phrases and not putting enough thought into them to back them up and show that they can be intelligent and why am I still talking?
what the fuck did?? Why did i just stay up till almost 3 in the morning reading these comments for?
STUMBLE UPON IS SATAN.
and amazing.
but so bad for my health.
#117 written by Dr. wowireallywishiwerecooltoo
about 4 months ago
Where to begin?!? I hate this house, because I am an genuine artist. And all artists like me have something enormously uncomfortable shoved up their ass. And the pixels! Oh man, it has pixels! It’s soooo photoshopped! I mean that’s what really matters right? (not just getting a laugh) So we should all hate it, f*cking photoshop! The scourge of our time! And sticking a cock in things? I hate that too! I just like to get angry and rant on random people’s blogs! w00t. MotherF*CKING ditto
#119 written by Dr. whythehelldoeseveryonetrytosaytheyareadoctor
about 4 months ago
I think this is the most amusing thing I have seen… not for the picture, which is cute, and funny (and “most likely” real seeing as how it would take about an hour to put up lights and photo and probably more trouble to shop the thing and make it look as clean as it does)
Not that I really care if you think it’s real or not, because well, you’re all just a bunch of people on the internet, and I’m probably never going to see what you say back to me anyway…
But I digress…. The comments are the most amusing on here. My favorites are those of people trying to say they are a “Docter” is that how they spelled it? (I don’t even know anymore…) or an “artist” thinking that either of those qualify them to say that a picture is real or fake.
Anyway, um… everyone go have a good bang, get your degree, profess yourself a master of some such thing or another, and keep arguing.
I leave you with this…
I am a(n) (insert important sounding job title here) and I want you all to know that (the photo or previous comment) is (right/wrong/shopped/real) in the sense that (dumb reason)! Of course as a(n) (job title) I would have a profound understanding of such things beyond anything you lower beings can comprehend.
sooo… does EVERYTHING on the internet with a comments section have to disolve into a pointless bicker over “real/fake/shopped”, whatever? Seriously folks, nobody likes a dick, and whenever you post some snobby, “holier-than-thou, i-am-obviously-an-expert, my-opinion-outranks-yours-and-thus-i-feel-entitled-to-criticize-everything-anyone-else-says” comment, we all hate you. no, we don’t hate you. we pity you, because you’ve obviously got your head so far up your ass you can’t even accept that someone else actually likes something you think is stupid, god forbid!
seriously, man. wtf? it’s bloody christmas lights, who gives a shit if it’s shopped? and why is it that the *least* farfetched things always have these snarky bastards commenting on them?
I was just thinking about how bad everyone got trolled. Getting all bent out of shape by one person’s comment who was obviously only attempting to illicit a reaction.
#125 written by CommentsSpeakLouderThanPictures
about 4 months ago
Well, as if the picture itself weren’t entertaining enough, reading that list of penis-swinging, ego tripping was certainly quite a thrill for me! Thanks guys!
… there should be some kind of “credentials page” for anyone looking to assert their giant cocks to everyone else whilst simultaneously hiding behind their keyboards. I think it would add a level of… credence… to individuals who claim to be something they’re not while “debating” on the internet.
Well, that officially wasted fifteen minutes of my life.
A congratulatory kick in the balls is owed to “dr.ican’tbelievethisshit”, because he/she probably thinks that they’re pretty un-fucking-believable right now. I mean, they DID start a big fucking deal on the internet — That means you’re a somebody now a days doesn’t it? Pfft.
Also, stop picking on the retards who have no idea what proper grammar, spelling and/or punctuation are. They will probably live on to become a Darwin Award winner anyway, so you’re wasting your time trying to correct their stupidity.
If I could, I would like to join the Dr. Club too, maybe as an eye doctor or a dentist… but probably not a dentist because they’re the most depressed type of doctor.
And Dr. MLIA, I’d like to build a fort and then maybe get married, if you’re up for it. I love you.
I read the post by a crappy twat from guy Kawasaki. His twat was nubbs but the comments sucked me in like a tranny sucks in nutt. The doctor is clearly a doctor and artist and tranny. You can tell since Kirk Cameron is faintly visible in the house on the right getting a wristie from a photoshopped troll from Nigeria scamming like a pimp. Also. Ray farted.
WOW, I just found out my house was on the internet. Yes, I’m the Ditto house. I have the sweetest neighbors with tons of kids and they decorate like crazy. I have slightly less kids and we are a bit lazy so this seemed to be our only option. Just having fun, not trying to cause controversy! Who found this picture and how? I sent this out as Christmas cards last year.
I can’t believe how mean some people are to other people. It’s a picture of Christmas (oh my god, I said CHRISTMAS!) lights on a house with a wise guy next door. It’s kinda funny, but completely not worth calling somebody a fucktard, or douchebag, or the likes. Just calm down and think about what you’re about to type and say to yourself: Would I want somebody to respond to me the way I’m about to respond to somebody? It’s a picture!
i just wonder how much time we all spent reading the comments and blabbering back and forth, perhaps we could have discovered the meaning of life in this time….
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED LOOK AT THE PIXELS!
WOW THIS IS A WASTE OF LIGHT WHAT A TARDFUCK!
I’M AN ARTIST AND MY SON COULD FINGERPAINT A LIGHTBULB!
JEW!!!!!
cordelia. you just made my school day one chuckle better.
i love stumble
i love random internet wars
those lights are the epitome of wit.
can DR.snotty go dig his sense of humour out from under her pile of PHDisasters, wash off the fingerpaint and perhaps find a life in the process?
Ya so I was gonna read this whole mini forum because for awhile there you guys were fricken hilariously stupid. Then it just got stupid… I don’t even see why there are 100+ comments for some simple humorous picture that was probably never considered art. But hey that’s the joy of the internet
#167 written by Dr. I think that you are all faggots
about 3 months ago
All of you losers. Get a fucking life. I mean come one. Grow up and stop acting like my five year old cousin. You all sound like a bunch of fucking douches. So grow the fuck up an find something productive to do with your lives. Jeez.
hey “dr. i think your all faggots”, u sound pretty hypocritical. ur tellin everyone to grow up and quit wasting their lives, but yet ur also one of the “losers that needs to get a life” cus ur posting a comment as well. hmmm, ever think before u act? lol, apparently not. p.s. im not wasting my life by pointing out ur flaws.
All these quippy and intelligent posts and no one commented on the fact that some of ditto’s house lights are out on his roof, adding another subtle layer of hilarity to the already funny post.
Ps, Stumbleupon has saved my lost soul from the drudgery of cubicle work
God Bless it,
Everyone!
As an artist I agree with the ” Artist = douch-alarm statement.” I also agree that the picture is a shop. I can tell by the pixels and the many shops that I’ve seen in my time.
#176 written by Notwittyenoughfor A. Clevername
about 2 months ago
It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly stupid some people are. Granted, energy crisis. Hello, Xmas lights for the last 50 years, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, hell, Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. How is this argument any better than the tool who drives the Ford F-350 that gets 4 miles to the gallon?
I’m gonna venture on a limb and say the good ol’ Doc is from L.A. Ahh, L.A. the place where no one believes their shit stinks and feels it is their God-given right to tell anyone in earshot what they believe. It’s like the Jerry Springer Show with out intervention from Steve.
While I do think it was a complete waste of time and energy (both physical and environmental) to string up a simple “Ditto”, I would knock on this guy’s door and shake his hand for having some humor and wit.
Speaking of which, when did we lose that from our society? And how many people had to have their stomachs replaced with a fishbowl so they could walk down the street with their heads up their ass? There’s something called comedy in life and if you don’t get the joke, well then, you are the joke. That’s why everyone’s laughing at you.
Thanks Doc,
You made me remember that tools and douchebags are one in the same.
who the fuck cares if its real or not it’s a picture to enjoy.. stumble look smile stumble… not stumble look get involved in a fight through comments. wtf. people are so damn hostile
Guys, why all the arguing? That’s real, cherry-red Christmas cheer on the right without the need to spend all of that energy. I always ditto my neighbors’ Christmas lights, and you should too.
First, for responding to a deliberate attempt to evoke an aggravated response and therefore making you DOUCHE’S!
Second, for those who have the time to post and respond to the responses of your own aggravating comments… seriously! Learn a life skill instead!
Third, for failing to appreciate an actual hilarious internet viral, something that is increasingly rare!
And fourthly, for bringing up the “shopped” statement… AGAIN! I don’t actually think they’re many people left out there who cant identify a shopped image any more.
Hey to all the unhappy, negative pep’s, sounds like you lack a sex life. I say that because of the language and insults just for a pic. Sexual frustration brings out the worst in people, at least that’s what the experts say, and sounds like their right!!
There is a f*ckload of comments here.
i wanted to read them all but it just so happens that i am lazy so yeah.
And Duh, everyone knows art is in the eye of the beholder. haha.
Personally i don’t know the first thing about photoshop so I can’t really add a point for the so-called artist.
btw why did everyone call themselves doctor? I can’t remember how the story went now…
about 4 months ago
lol, nice
about 4 months ago
OMG. Lmao. This is so hilarious. I love whoever made that house up.
about 4 months ago
Nice. hehe
about 4 months ago
wow lazy
about 4 months ago
sweet
about 4 months ago
LMAO That is priceless…
about 4 months ago
What a waste of time and power! Save some energy fuckwit your not that special, a retard can come up with something better than that without mindlessly wasting their time to feel accepted by fellow morons/moths.Why don’t you try finger painting in the dark. I as an artist can assure you without looking that it’ll be much better.
I HATE YOU. (DITTO)
about 4 months ago
^ DItto
about 4 months ago
dear dr. i cantbelievethisshit . . . this is clever. and you seem to have lost your sense of humour. . . maybe that’s what being a pretentious jerk does.
about 4 months ago
Well I, as an artist mind you, find you to be a douchebag.
about 4 months ago
I agree with Bradtastic ^
about 4 months ago
Dear Dr.icantbelivethisshit
if you where actually an “artist” as Im sure you have the stick figures drawing to proove that you are. you would know that this is not art, it is a joke. And a rather clever one. So put a cock in it.
–
Yours truly
Gwes’
about 4 months ago
Cant we all just put a cock in something?
about 4 months ago
It’s okay doc, you can calm down, it’s just a photoshop.
I can tell from some of the pixels and because as an artist I have seen a good deal of shops in my time.
about 4 months ago
that sounds like a wonderful idea Chris.
about 4 months ago
Hey cock sucker, if you didn’t notice the pixelization is uniform through the whole picture, meaning that its real. You would notice this if you actual owned photoshop and examined it yourself. Artist my ass, taking pictures of your 4 year old sister doesn’t constitute art.
about 4 months ago
The individuals on the right do not want to put forth as much effort as the individuals in the house on the right, so they simply express their laziness with the word “ditto.” Ha ha ha. I’m writing what’s happening in the picture. It’s funny cause I get it.
about 4 months ago
^ Ditto
about 4 months ago
to dr.dumblah
I don’t think that you are an artist, just dumb and a grouch. Sure glad that I do not know you. Now get off the net and go get your crayons you punk
about 4 months ago
Ah, the old “Select image/Copy/Ditto”.
about 4 months ago
I am soo fucking tired of this “it´s fake, I can tell from the pixels”-bullshit that some idiot always has to say. I don´t give a fuck what you can tell, I don´t give a fuck that you´re “an artist”, I mean, who´s not? Obviously, it´s the new hot thing to be, cause everyone who owns a camera, photoshop or some brushes claim to be one. It´s kind of like a douch-alarm when people say that nowadays, if you truly were one, you wouldn´t brag about it.
And who gives a fuck if it´s fake, it´s still a funny joke, which was the point. get a sense of humour.
about 3 months ago
Haha i totally agree. you worded this perfectly =)
also, how funny is it that one douche bag gives his opinion, and the rest of the population puts him down like crazy?? its great!
about 4 months ago
YOUR ALL DUMASSES WHO CANT TAKE A JOKEE
THE JEWS INVENTED THE HOLOCAUST
about 4 months ago
I especially love how the guy on the left is contributing to global warming!! Its GREAT!
But I like the sense of humor they guy on the right has! Its great!!
ps.. I agree w/ the Artist = douch-alarm statement!
about 4 months ago
To: Dr.Icantbelievethisshit and his dysfunctional buddy Dr. Icantbelievethattoo:
More often than not people who claim to
be better than most in a subjective field such as art are trying to convince themselves.
As to photoshop projects, I’ll bet dollars to donuts that you, Dr. Icantbelievethattool,
would not be able to tell a well done piece viewed on the net. You probably assume that you can’t produce work of that quality, so obviously no one else can either.
The telltale for the both of you is the fact that you are poor spellers and have no command of the English language. That much was obvious immediately, thereby placing anything that you had to say as coming from someone of inferior intelligence. Example: your not…
in this instance we have a contraction of two
words, you and are, which should have
produced ‘you’re’. Fool.
about 4 months ago
Haha
about 4 months ago
You people wouldn’t know a meme if it accidentally your whole bottle.
about 4 months ago
to all of you who are fucking stupid.
please stop reading now, we already know your stupid.
to all you others,
calling something ’shopped is a joke
And who gives a fuck if it´s a joke, it´s still a funny joke, which was the point. get a sense of humor.
about 4 months ago
I Love Comments!
Now, Gentle People of the Internet,
I thank the maker of whatever this picture, photoshopped or (obviously) not, like anyone cares, the picture is great. I appreciate a good laugh and you have delivered. Isn’t art in the eye of the artist… its the everyday beauty of humanity that makes this picture phenomonal, or however that is supposed to be spelt.
Ditto to everything before the douche!
about 4 months ago
I’m pretty sure that no matter what you post on the internet, if you allow comments then a group of morons somewhere will always manage to start a fight over it. Could you imagine if this happened in person? I bet none of you would take the time to say anything. You know why? Because there’s no freaking reason to! If we were all in a room together we would have rolled our eyes at that comment and moved on. Grow up, nerds.
about 4 months ago
I am continually amazed at the sheer number of people who not only can’t construct a proper sentence, they can’t spell at a second grade level.
And yet they, usually self proclaimed masters of some purely subjective area
in higher learning, feel competent to judge
another person.
Example: Dr.Icantbelievethisshit gave us
this gem: “….energy fuckwit your not that special,….”
Dear Dr.,
In the above quote we have what is known as a contraction. This is made by combining two words into one, i.e. you and
are. Halfway educated people are able to do this and wind up with “you’re”, not your.
But hey, you don’t need to know how to
speak and spell because you’re an artist.
I bow before you and try to believe that
sometime you may voice an intelligent
thought or comment.
Can we see your art anywhere? I would love to see an example or two. Seemingly you feel that a little example is all it takes to
know all there is to know about another
person, and thereby the right to judge.
about 4 months ago
hi- i would just like to point out that dr.j is a total freaking idiot.
thats all =)
about 4 months ago
The comments have out shined the picture
Son I am disappoint
about 4 months ago
Actually, I can tell you ALL that it is not shopped because I personally know the people who lived in that house until a few years ago. And yes, every year the neighbor did the Ditto thing. Nope, I’m not shitting you.
about 4 months ago
I just love this “yeah whatever Mr Jones, knock yourself out” ditto reply. Simple yet magic reply.
about 4 months ago
He who knows not and knows not he knows not, He is a fool- Shun him. He who knows not and knows he knows not, He is simple- Teach him. He who knows and knows not he knows, He is asleep- Awaken him. He who knows and knows that he knows, He is wise- follow him.
Shun this dr fuckstick
about 4 months ago
wow i just stumbled on to this site and i wasnt gonna read the comments but holy shit. Im not going to lie this was one of the funniest things i have seen, HA its not even the picture its the fact of the matter that all of you are getting upset over other random people over the internet.
Bravo young lads… Bravo.
P.S. if anyone wants to say some shit to me be my guess this is more fun to me then you think.
about 4 months ago
a few things.
1) this picture was funny, but these comments were funnier.
2) THANK YOU to “james conway” for pointing that out. your and you’re are completely different; it’s not rocket science to figure out.
3) i completely agree with the whole “artist” thing.
okay cool.
about 4 months ago
im drunk and it was really hrd to read the coments but worth it. btw te pic is funny as shit. party.
about 4 months ago
I love how everyone uses the artist excuse. an artist is just someone who can create something that is appealing to other people. this picture is funny thus it is entertaining thus it is art. A masterpiece with no one admiring it is not a masterpiece at all
about 4 months ago
ahahahahaha. Why is everyones name doctor something? I wish we could be abit more imaginative, cause now the “Dear dr.” comments are confusing.
about 4 months ago
haaa this was funny and clever, I don’t see why it has to be shot down. Its a harmless idea and its funny, so calm down people
about 4 months ago
Dr.Icantbelievethisshit: Ego trip much? Shut up.
about 4 months ago
I like turtles.
about 4 months ago
Well played!
about 4 months ago
Awesome , totally radical. no anchovies please! Dr.Icantbelievethisshit needs a brain. and everyone else ROCKS with the pic!
about 4 months ago
Haha. That’s some good shit.
Dr.Icantbelievethisshit,
Your comment was really unnecessary, I’m sure a simple “I don’t like this” would have sufficed. No need to get your panties in a bunch. Calm down.
about 4 months ago
…..?
about 4 months ago
I do believe the last comment summed all of this ranting up
perfectly.
A:) The (not shopped) photo was great. I would like to meet
the neighbor who came up with and used his/hers Ditto.
B:) Dr.Icantbelievethisshit made a completely unnecessary
and childishly tactless and rude comment.
As did many others; the majority of which were made by
people with limited vocabulary skills and who couldn’t
spell what words they did use.
Seems to be a lot of pent up anger around; as evidenced
by the immediate and uncalled for profanity directed at
total strangers for having a differing opinion. Sad.
And scary; some of these people are raising children!
If you feel the need; c_conway@charter.net Who knows,
you may very well enlighten me, and I am always up for that!
about 4 months ago
I as a docter, would like to know where doctericant practices whatever medicine he is involved with. I as a docter can tell that it is a shop because of the pixels, which I spent several hours looking at instead of responding to a Dental emergancy(lol). Docter is a fun word to say especially if you spell it wrong. Anyway always remember to bush your teeth. Docter out.
about 4 months ago
@ Dr. iliketocopywhateveryoneelseisdoingbyputtingdoctoratthefrontofmynametomakefunofthatassholeabove
I love you.
about 4 months ago
haha it’s funny how one comment can cause an all-out flame war, unless I’m using that incorrectly. If the emotion in these comments were acted upon and all these people were trapped in a room, I bet Dr. I would get his/her ass lynched.
PS. I forgot “Dere R no girlz on teh internetz” hehe
about 4 months ago
I, for one, thought the picture was hillarious! The comments made me laugh all the harder. I actually quite enjoy this internet rambling. These comments are made by people you don’t know and most likely never will so people aren’t affraid to show their more rough side. I’ve notice that allot of times this leads to some pretty funny things that would not have been said in person. I thank you all for the laugh. Have a good night.
about 4 months ago
This picture is photoshopped, i can tell by the pixels
about 4 months ago
Its a funny picture,its on the internet,now move on and forget it.
about 4 months ago
DO ME IN THE BUM BUM
about 4 months ago
comments suck.. especially dr
about 4 months ago
This has been fantastic. Congrats to the original poster for the great picture but more importantly, I want to post a special thanks to Dr.whatever for providing the impetus for yet another shining example of internet hilarity.
BTW, I agree with James, I would LOVE to see your art somewhere.
Well done everyone!
about 4 months ago
shut the heck up everyone and listen to my honest words. i find the picture funny. i know 5,000 people have said that already. but scrolling down to see what people have said is even more amusing. i find it stupid that such immature people would get so pissed off at a picture! dont you agree? its a picture for pete’s sake! and whoever started the whole “im and artist” thing, fuck you. i find the people who put these lights up more artistic than you. you may call yourself an artist but you still have no friends and suck at life. i totally agree with STFU and thanks so much for the amusement! and the picture. loved it!
about 4 months ago
How many children does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Wanna go bike riding?
about 4 months ago
I stumbled here. I can’t decide which is more interesting, the picture, or the comments. I love the internet.
about 4 months ago
Am I doctor-y enough for the doctor club?
about 4 months ago
Greetings fellow colleagues and doctors.
As I have more degrees than you, I am more knowledgeable then you. As I disagree with all points made, all of your points are invalid. This is quite easily recognizable as what is colloquially called “a shop”. I have used an advanced integrated real-time algorithm embedded in a high-level knowledge-based solution to determine this. This algorithm has also determined that you are all stupid fags. Therefore you should all “go be a hero”. QED
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. YouAreAFag MD, PhD, DDS, DA, DBA, JCD, EdD, EngD, LLD, JSD, DM, DPS, DSc, MBA, MS, PD
about 4 months ago
RALPH!!! Thats me throwing up after reading ALL of these comments. Blathering know it all’s. I despise the human race. What a fucking disease., and fuck Christmas. : }
about 4 months ago
Dr. Artist is a troll you guys.
about 4 months ago
Dear Dr. YouAreAFag – MD, PhD, DDS, DA, DBA, JCD, EdD, EngD, LLD, JSD, DM, DPS, DSc, MBA, MS, PD.
I believe it is “an hero”
about 4 months ago
As I got through about half of these comments, I was thinking “why am I still reading this?” But as I got further and further to the bottom of the page, I began to realize that you have all made something beautiful. It’s truly microcosmic the way you have created a reenactment of years of human conflict and epitomized its evolution through the internet all thanks to one seemingly minuscule picture. Here’s to the internet,
Cheers
about 4 months ago
I just like the picture. The comments were funny, too. I especially liked the one posted by Mark that says, “I like turtles.” Oh yeah, fuck that doctor guy. Am I right?
about 4 months ago
bwahahahhahahaha
no, wait.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
this just made my day. sad, i know, so it’s a good thing i don’t give a faeces.
dear internet, i love you.
about 4 months ago
Dear Dr. Youareafag. go be an hero and kill yourself… you failure
about 4 months ago
wow….comments got a little carried away, there. back to the actual focus of this post….funny stuff. very artsy and creative!
about 4 months ago
I pharted.
about 4 months ago
His mother in law lives right beside him, (ditto house)!….’ditto!
about 4 months ago
^ditto
about 4 months ago
I like it but I think I would have gone with: “NOT A POWER HOG” or simply “CONSIDERATE”
about 4 months ago
Photo Rocked but can I just point out that arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win, you’re still a retard!
about 4 months ago
I love the house on the left, because as an artist, it excites my artistic neurons. Beautiful 3000 sq ft house, probably a few kWs of lights. Real opulence in a time of national crises. Wonderful.
However I love the house on the right more, because as a writer, it excites my literary neurons. The house itself is small. The owners have an SUV and are paying outrageous prices for gas. The poverty emanating from this house is palpable. Yet these frugal working people in an O’Henry-esque manner share their last pennies for all to see on the internets.
about 4 months ago
Hello,
First of all you all fools. This picture is a fake, not shopped
but taken in the same hangar where they faked the moon landing,
the Superbowl, and filmed growing pains. It was posted as a distraction to keep you, the citizens of earth distracted while “we”
construct more underground bases. It’s great to know while you
will not believe even a word that i say, because you have been conditioned not to, we can all[on our end]feel no guilt,whatsoever.
Because his information has been now, and many times previously
been disclosed elsewhere. But screw it right? Those crazy fools probably forgot to take THEY’RE meds. That must be my issue,
or i am just joking, in the same hangar where they faked the moon landing, and the Superbowl. Ultimately none of any of this matters, because our lives actually take place within a holographic computer
simulation. At any rate, epic thread ya’ll, epic thread!
about 4 months ago
I AM POSTING AN COMMENT ON TEH INTRAWEBS. I HEARD U LIEK MUDKIPZ. IT CAN BE CHEEZBURGER TIEM NOW?
about 4 months ago
This is truly, obviously ’shopped because all interpixels are, and because the sky is never that black color. I mean, duh, everyone knows the sky is blue. How stoopid do you think I am? It’s not even Columbus day yet.
about 4 months ago
Good point, I talked to the internet and he/she agreed
about 4 months ago
Again, hangar, growing pains! Also, i must add that Mr Kirk Cameron
has an attitude that would upset Beelzebub!! But continue to stay
ignorant earthlings! except you Chris, whoever you are. There is just
something serenely beautiful about you and your soul man. I can feel
it through the internet, and the psychedelics brudda!! In case you are
wondering i am an alien, from Jamaica. Well i was “raised” there.
about 4 months ago
TY for your kind words my soul is my best feature.
about 4 months ago
If you want to remain anonymous on the internet, just do what I do; wear a fake beard.
about 4 months ago
You can tell by the contrast of the light of the house on the left that it is digitally altered by the suggestion of shadow versus illumination aspect in the foregoing background also if you look closer at the house on the right you can see my penis sticking out through the bushes.
about 4 months ago
When doesn’t a story end with your penis in a bush?
about 4 months ago
meow.
about 4 months ago
Running these lights at apprx. 4 hrs every evening utilizes 16.89-1732 KW of concurrent power in a weeks time. Sadly, that is enough energy to commute back and forth to work in an electric car for a month, and also the girth of my penis in the bush on the house on the right.
about 4 months ago
As I can see by this crowd, sending spam emails is not the way to go to peddle my goods. All I have to do is open my shop here where anger and blood pressure are at an all time high! Stop by getbloodpressurepillsnow.com and bring that systolic pressure down! Half price for anyone with a degree in whatever!
about 4 months ago
i stumbled onto this site also and the funniest part was the comment james posted. i am from england and we appreciate good grammar. i cant spell very well myself anymore but this comment made me realise just how great a good old comeback about grammar is, reminds me of my high school days when the bullies would say something mean and we would pick at everything wrong with their insults such as the use of double nagatives(i haven’t done nothing) … and the word innit (please note i call this a word but do not mean it actually IS a word) may i just say… fantasticly stupid argument over a picture i find funny whether it is real or not, i cant tell the difference as i dont study pixelology but i appreciate a funny photo. and ive just wasted ages writing this comment in anger and excitement over all of you. FML
about 4 months ago
PS: a giant LOL at the anon beard wearer.. i love it
about 4 months ago
DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS!
about 4 months ago
lol trolls. they make u all look stupid.
about 4 months ago
Well, since we are in a dicussion about grammer, I must say that I do see the comparable difference in demographics solely based on the use of word choice and proper grammer. Having being an English teacher for the last 11 years I have had the great oppurtunity bestowed upon me to teach many pupils from a vast array of different backgrounds and have noticed that color, gender and social economic status is the foundation to which and how someone learns. Also, and not dependent on; is the way English or any language is introduced to the gaining pupils medium. If it is introduced by someone of different gender or race it may result in the pupil feeling as if he/she has to alter what he/she learns in order to become unique to their own penis in the bush on the house on the right.
about 4 months ago
So, would that be Kelsey Grammer you’re talking about Mr. English teacher? I’m guessing it’s not grammar, they would teach you how to spell that in 1st grade. Perhaps this is your penis you have exposed in the bushes, and not that of your pupil?
about 4 months ago
SAVE POWER!!!!
about 4 months ago
I liked this picture a lot more before I started to read the comments.
about 4 months ago
Today, I stumbled upon a very funny picture. Then, I read the comments. No one in all of humanity in all of ever has ever laughed as hard as me did, especially the parts where the ones who talked “good-er” corrected the other guys woh didn’t. MLIA, and so is my spellnig and my grammars.
about 4 months ago
I looked up your address on the internet. Tomorrow i’m going to get a knife, drive to house, and try to sell you it.
about 4 months ago
oh DO stop driveling assbreaths i mean what the fuck???get a life morons~!
about 4 months ago
No, just my penis.
about 4 months ago
To darth_franny
Wait dose that make me a dude?
To schmuckatelli
YOUR CHILDREN CAN FIT IN LIGHT BULBS?
Why would you put them in there and how would you get them out?
To Dr. YouAreAFag
Are you British?
And if you are, is calling someone a cigarette funny down there?
To Mr Static [Esquire]
Ew you live on earth.
about 4 months ago
HAHA
thats realy cool
about 4 months ago
i like penis!
about 4 months ago
I can’t find the penis in the bush by the house on the right….
about 4 months ago
I forgot about the picture half way through the comments. I love the internet.
about 4 months ago
wow . . . this looks like my old neighborhood . . .or im just imagining it
about 4 months ago
I like this post
I like it the most
Above is a troll
Some idiots below
The guy on the right
Had some good insight
But it was not his intention
To start all this tension!
ahthankyou
about 4 months ago
Thank you for this dumb page, I am now stupider.
about 4 months ago
NP
about 4 months ago
Haha. This has everything…bogus English teacher…Bogus person from “England,” space aliens AND a man with a beautiful soul. Not to mention the douche-holes that say it is fake and the even more dick headed people who are angry at the people who think it is fake.
I only hope the person who took this picture was thinking “Man, I will put this picture on the internet and maybe, just maybe a bunch of people who sit alone in their houses eating copious amounts of PEZ candies will jerk off to it while they fight about its authenticity. It’ll just be super, I will invite my neighbors and we can have a potluck.
Hell I am not gonna knock it. I fucking love PEZ.
about 4 months ago
Between pets “cute pictures of… and porn “All of the above … we have the photoshop meme, moronic bait eating incendiary comment competition.
Nobody’s laughing anymore . . . well, maybe you…go outside and think about what you haven’t done.
about 4 months ago
well god damn
about 4 months ago
I’m not sure at this point if stumbleupon brought me to this page because of the picture or because of the comments…
However! Photoshopped or not, the idea is appreciable. It is indeed sad that people will waste so much electricity in celebrating a holiday that has been corrupted by consumerism yadda yadda yadda these ideas used to be important until they became cliched by people yelling simple phrases and not putting enough thought into them to back them up and show that they can be intelligent and why am I still talking?
about 4 months ago
I would like to go back to the original point of putting cocks in things….
about 4 months ago
what the fuck did?? Why did i just stay up till almost 3 in the morning reading these comments for?
STUMBLE UPON IS SATAN.
and amazing.
but so bad for my health.
about 4 months ago
yes! lets all find something to put a cock in! personally i prefer hot girls. but to each their own! cheers!
about 4 months ago
Where to begin?!? I hate this house, because I am an genuine artist. And all artists like me have something enormously uncomfortable shoved up their ass. And the pixels! Oh man, it has pixels! It’s soooo photoshopped! I mean that’s what really matters right? (not just getting a laugh) So we should all hate it, f*cking photoshop! The scourge of our time! And sticking a cock in things? I hate that too! I just like to get angry and rant on random people’s blogs! w00t. MotherF*CKING ditto
about 4 months ago
I think this is the most amusing thing I have seen… not for the picture, which is cute, and funny (and “most likely” real seeing as how it would take about an hour to put up lights and photo and probably more trouble to shop the thing and make it look as clean as it does)
Not that I really care if you think it’s real or not, because well, you’re all just a bunch of people on the internet, and I’m probably never going to see what you say back to me anyway…
But I digress…. The comments are the most amusing on here. My favorites are those of people trying to say they are a “Docter” is that how they spelled it? (I don’t even know anymore…) or an “artist” thinking that either of those qualify them to say that a picture is real or fake.
Anyway, um… everyone go have a good bang, get your degree, profess yourself a master of some such thing or another, and keep arguing.
I leave you with this…
I am a(n) (insert important sounding job title here) and I want you all to know that (the photo or previous comment) is (right/wrong/shopped/real) in the sense that (dumb reason)! Of course as a(n) (job title) I would have a profound understanding of such things beyond anything you lower beings can comprehend.
discuss!
*anxiously awaits comments*
about 4 months ago
after wasting a few minutes of my life reading everyone of those comments i can honestly say that i just came
thanks!!
about 4 months ago
I thought it said dildo
about 4 months ago
sooo… does EVERYTHING on the internet with a comments section have to disolve into a pointless bicker over “real/fake/shopped”, whatever? Seriously folks, nobody likes a dick, and whenever you post some snobby, “holier-than-thou, i-am-obviously-an-expert, my-opinion-outranks-yours-and-thus-i-feel-entitled-to-criticize-everything-anyone-else-says” comment, we all hate you. no, we don’t hate you. we pity you, because you’ve obviously got your head so far up your ass you can’t even accept that someone else actually likes something you think is stupid, god forbid!
seriously, man. wtf? it’s bloody christmas lights, who gives a shit if it’s shopped? and why is it that the *least* farfetched things always have these snarky bastards commenting on them?
about 4 months ago
haha u morons. google the term internet troll. took the bait hook, line and sinker….
about 4 months ago
I was just thinking about how bad everyone got trolled. Getting all bent out of shape by one person’s comment who was obviously only attempting to illicit a reaction.
about 4 months ago
Elicit* trolled again.
about 4 months ago
Well, as if the picture itself weren’t entertaining enough, reading that list of penis-swinging, ego tripping was certainly quite a thrill for me! Thanks guys!
… there should be some kind of “credentials page” for anyone looking to assert their giant cocks to everyone else whilst simultaneously hiding behind their keyboards. I think it would add a level of… credence… to individuals who claim to be something they’re not while “debating” on the internet.
about 4 months ago
… ugh. And really, I should have said… an ARTIST who hates individual expression? Really?
about 4 months ago
ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HATE THIS ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER TURD BURGULARS IT’S FUNNY END OF SPASTICS.
about 4 months ago
Excellent, excellent stuff. Somebody better get Dr.Icantbelievethisshit to a hospital with haste – YA BURNT!
A good stumble.
about 4 months ago
Hilarious photo!!
about 4 months ago
who gives a flying fuck about rat’s asses
about 4 months ago
I can’t even believe how much people got trolled with the this is fake/ i can see the pixels Meme. That meme is so fucking old!!!
Do not argue with trolls!! does no one know the rules anymore?
about 4 months ago
DR. IS A TROLL
YOUSE IS GULLIBLE
GTFO MY INTERNET
about 4 months ago
Well, that officially wasted fifteen minutes of my life.
A congratulatory kick in the balls is owed to “dr.ican’tbelievethisshit”, because he/she probably thinks that they’re pretty un-fucking-believable right now. I mean, they DID start a big fucking deal on the internet — That means you’re a somebody now a days doesn’t it? Pfft.
Also, stop picking on the retards who have no idea what proper grammar, spelling and/or punctuation are. They will probably live on to become a Darwin Award winner anyway, so you’re wasting your time trying to correct their stupidity.
Ps.
This picture is pretty ballin’. Mad props.
about 4 months ago
It’d be funnier if it were on a neighbors house and not that guy’s garage.
about 4 months ago
Only then did the neighbors house magically appear behind the garage. Excuse me, I’m a dumb ass.
about 4 months ago
If I could, I would like to join the Dr. Club too, maybe as an eye doctor or a dentist… but probably not a dentist because they’re the most depressed type of doctor.
And Dr. MLIA, I’d like to build a fort and then maybe get married, if you’re up for it. I love you.
about 4 months ago
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
about 4 months ago
hühü ü morons. Google the term “internet troll”. Took the bait hook, line and sinker… sorry: repeating mahself.
about 4 months ago
I also thought it said Dildo.
I knew that didn’t make sense, so I read through some comments to find the real word.
I was glad at first because the fight is so halarious.
Now I am sad because it was such a waste of my time.
I am glad again though, because now my comment can be a part of wasting someone elses time.
LOL to this stumble.
about 4 months ago
You are kinda fickle, cool.
about 4 months ago
People, lighten up. It’s a joke
and in the spirit of celebration. Why get uptight about what’s good in life?
about 4 months ago
I read the post by a crappy twat from guy Kawasaki. His twat was nubbs but the comments sucked me in like a tranny sucks in nutt. The doctor is clearly a doctor and artist and tranny. You can tell since Kirk Cameron is faintly visible in the house on the right getting a wristie from a photoshopped troll from Nigeria scamming like a pimp. Also. Ray farted.
about 4 months ago
So hath you said, so let it be done
about 4 months ago
WOW, I just found out my house was on the internet. Yes, I’m the Ditto house. I have the sweetest neighbors with tons of kids and they decorate like crazy. I have slightly less kids and we are a bit lazy so this seemed to be our only option. Just having fun, not trying to cause controversy! Who found this picture and how? I sent this out as Christmas cards last year.
about 4 months ago
I can’t believe how mean some people are to other people. It’s a picture of Christmas (oh my god, I said CHRISTMAS!) lights on a house with a wise guy next door. It’s kinda funny, but completely not worth calling somebody a fucktard, or douchebag, or the likes. Just calm down and think about what you’re about to type and say to yourself: Would I want somebody to respond to me the way I’m about to respond to somebody? It’s a picture!
about 4 months ago
well i thought the picture was funny….*insert applause here*
about 4 months ago
Wow i misread that as “Dildo”
about 4 months ago
wow, the intelligience is shining off of the house.
lol!!!!!
about 4 months ago
wow that was a good one who would of thought DITTO lol….
about 4 months ago
i just wonder how much time we all spent reading the comments and blabbering back and forth, perhaps we could have discovered the meaning of life in this time….
cheers
about 4 months ago
Came for the picture, stayed for the comments.
about 4 months ago
I wouldn’t say lazy. I mean, which one is more memorable?
about 4 months ago
THIS IS PHOTOSHOPPED LOOK AT THE PIXELS!
WOW THIS IS A WASTE OF LIGHT WHAT A TARDFUCK!
I’M AN ARTIST AND MY SON COULD FINGERPAINT A LIGHTBULB!
JEW!!!!!
Dr. Interwebz says, I accidentally your troll
about 4 months ago
I was farting when I wrote this.
about 4 months ago
I don’t get it….
How is any of this related to poop?
about 4 months ago
FIRST!!!
about 4 months ago
Shuthefuckup,
clearly you are new to the interbutts. so. being teh n00b that you are how about you LURK MOAR asshat
about 4 months ago
Brilliant commentary on consumerism
about 4 months ago
I love comment wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
about 4 months ago
Dear James Conway,
Don’t criticize others on “they’re” grammar until you figure out the difference between i.e and e.g.
Fuck you very much!
about 4 months ago
Ha Ha Ha Ha… ah… Hah Hah Hah Hah….whooo!….hahahahaha! …… {gasp}… hah ha Hah ha !!!! I love this!!!!! I can’t stop laughing great job *thumbs up*
about 4 months ago
cordelia. you just made my school day one chuckle better.
i love stumble
i love random internet wars
those lights are the epitome of wit.
can DR.snotty go dig his sense of humour out from under her pile of PHDisasters, wash off the fingerpaint and perhaps find a life in the process?
about 4 months ago
GOT TROLLED
i picture is worth a thousand comment
about 3 months ago
Girls have a penis, boys have a vagina.
about 3 months ago
Ya so I was gonna read this whole mini forum because for awhile there you guys were fricken hilariously stupid. Then it just got stupid… I don’t even see why there are 100+ comments for some simple humorous picture that was probably never considered art. But hey that’s the joy of the internet
about 3 months ago
Hey,
All of you losers. Get a fucking life. I mean come one. Grow up and stop acting like my five year old cousin. You all sound like a bunch of fucking douches. So grow the fuck up an find something productive to do with your lives. Jeez.
about 3 months ago
ditto ^
about 3 months ago
Classic!
about 3 months ago
Omg, teh internetz iz comin to a end. Lrn wut iz troll. Two blatantly obvious comments made by the guy and less than 1% caught on.
about 3 months ago
hey “dr. i think your all faggots”, u sound pretty hypocritical. ur tellin everyone to grow up and quit wasting their lives, but yet ur also one of the “losers that needs to get a life” cus ur posting a comment as well. hmmm, ever think before u act? lol, apparently not. p.s. im not wasting my life by pointing out ur flaws.
about 3 months ago
… and who is this ditto??
about 3 months ago
Artist = rock star or unemployed.
Also, this looks like it was photoshopped… I can tell from the pixels and by seeing a few shops in my day.
about 3 months ago
All these quippy and intelligent posts and no one commented on the fact that some of ditto’s house lights are out on his roof, adding another subtle layer of hilarity to the already funny post.
Ps, Stumbleupon has saved my lost soul from the drudgery of cubicle work
God Bless it,
Everyone!
about 2 months ago
As an artist I agree with the ” Artist = douch-alarm statement.” I also agree that the picture is a shop. I can tell by the pixels and the many shops that I’ve seen in my time.
about 2 months ago
It never ceases to amaze me how incredibly stupid some people are. Granted, energy crisis. Hello, Xmas lights for the last 50 years, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, hell, Tim “The Toolman” Taylor. How is this argument any better than the tool who drives the Ford F-350 that gets 4 miles to the gallon?
I’m gonna venture on a limb and say the good ol’ Doc is from L.A. Ahh, L.A. the place where no one believes their shit stinks and feels it is their God-given right to tell anyone in earshot what they believe. It’s like the Jerry Springer Show with out intervention from Steve.
While I do think it was a complete waste of time and energy (both physical and environmental) to string up a simple “Ditto”, I would knock on this guy’s door and shake his hand for having some humor and wit.
Speaking of which, when did we lose that from our society? And how many people had to have their stomachs replaced with a fishbowl so they could walk down the street with their heads up their ass? There’s something called comedy in life and if you don’t get the joke, well then, you are the joke. That’s why everyone’s laughing at you.
Thanks Doc,
You made me remember that tools and douchebags are one in the same.
Peace.
about 2 months ago
“tools and douchebag” was an improv troop I was in
about 2 months ago
who the fuck cares if its real or not it’s a picture to enjoy.. stumble look smile stumble… not stumble look get involved in a fight through comments. wtf. people are so damn hostile
about 2 months ago
Guys, why all the arguing? That’s real, cherry-red Christmas cheer on the right without the need to spend all of that energy. I always ditto my neighbors’ Christmas lights, and you should too.
Trust me, I’m a doctor.
about 2 months ago
YOU ALL LOSE 3 INTERNETS!
First, for responding to a deliberate attempt to evoke an aggravated response and therefore making you DOUCHE’S!
Second, for those who have the time to post and respond to the responses of your own aggravating comments… seriously! Learn a life skill instead!
Third, for failing to appreciate an actual hilarious internet viral, something that is increasingly rare!
And fourthly, for bringing up the “shopped” statement… AGAIN! I don’t actually think they’re many people left out there who cant identify a shopped image any more.
P.S. ME FTW
about 2 months ago
Hey to all the unhappy, negative pep’s, sounds like you lack a sex life. I say that because of the language and insults just for a pic. Sexual frustration brings out the worst in people, at least that’s what the experts say, and sounds like their right!!
about 1 month ago
haha something i’d do
about 1 month ago
Buy Pepsi
about 1 month ago
There is a f*ckload of comments here.
i wanted to read them all but it just so happens that i am lazy so yeah.
And Duh, everyone knows art is in the eye of the beholder. haha.
Personally i don’t know the first thing about photoshop so I can’t really add a point for the so-called artist.
btw why did everyone call themselves doctor? I can’t remember how the story went now…
about 3 weeks ago
wow thats funny.(: