Comments on: 10 things that I have learned about/from Steven Seagal

By: Miles

Miles — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 23:02:32 +0000

He is also the record holder for most ‘three-letter word movie titles’. For example:

“A Dangerous Man”
“Driven to Kill”
“Flight of Fury”
“Today you Die”
“Into the Sun”
“Out of Reach”
“Half Past Dead”
“Fire Down Below”
“Out for Justice”
“Marked for Death”
“Hard to Kill”

That’s only about half of them

By: PrttyBrd

PrttyBrd — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 05:36:47 +0000

#4 bwahahahahaha! Apparently, when I laugh I pee;)

By: sadiemcfadie

sadiemcfadie — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:43:34 +0000

Was trying to send this:

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By: CoolSprings

CoolSprings — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:34:04 +0000

Steven Seagal would kick Chuck Norris’s ass any day of the week. Just sayin.

And Chowner, the unicorns mounting avatar is classic.

By: chowner

chowner — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:44:25 +0000

Steven Seagal used to be a serious bad ass. Then I saw him run. And watched him get get fat. And fold his hands over his belly (#6). It is a shame that he blows now, cuz he used to kick major behind.

Side note: My favourite Seagal line of all time, has to be from Above The Law, when refer to a huge coke, “What is this, chalk for girls softball games?” Brilliant. And the way he delivers it, just like the d-list actor he is.

By: sadiemcfadie

sadiemcfadie — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:47:07 +0000

OMG! I didn’t even know he had an album. Bizarre.

My hairstylist was actually a stand in for SS on one of his movies. He drove a car on a mountain road, and jumped off of a platform. Sadly, his career went the way of Seagal’s and he has experienced no further run-ins with fame.

By: J. Lindsay

J. Lindsay — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:23:21 +0000

LOL…for a second I flashed forward and thought how this also sounded like a certain someone who was on Letterman recently and was considered, “not there”…great job!